No more jetlag....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by monsoon, Nov 12, 2014.

  1. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    And I'm starting to realize I have things missing....No wonder moooose keeps it's closets they way it does...
    You don't notice when you don't do your own cleaning or just aren't there alot that stuff is missing...

    I'm about to have a major fucking temper tantrum...I don't want cops at my house...
    And I got plenty of shit missing...

    My sister and my son took care of my house while I was gone. It looks like someone just went
    through and picked up little things here and there...

    If I find out my sister had a party here I'm going to fucking lose it..

    Stern related b/c now I know why mooose is the way it is with staff...and how it keeps house...
    We've all laughed at it's bathroom...but now I know why...so it can tell stuff is missing....
    This is why it doesn't have parties...ya can't trust anyone....



    f-mutt
     
  2. Blur

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    Count to ten, check later today to make sure. Then take out a contract on your sister if need be.
     
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  3. Wesmantooth

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    moose=monsoon :bigthink:
     
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  4. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Moooose is this horse in my barn that's fucking huuuuge....:happyhappy:
    Monsoon is my horse's show name...
    Somebody took used bottles of perfume...unbelievable.....


    f-mutt
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Easy give your sister 24 hours to return your shot or you pm her number to @GaryPuppet
     
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    need to install webcams when you leave. catch those fuckers on tape then in lies. :evil:
     
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  7. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    OMG

    So my neighbor was more than happy to tell me what went on here...
    There was a drunken brawl. My sis and her fucking BF...

    That's why weird shit is missing...asshole broke it...I just noticed my lamps are broken and so is my grandfathers clock..
    My vacuum is full of glass and that's what was in my garbage disposal...

    I just noticed I have a new monitor ..it's the same one but new...

    The fucker broke my house to pieces the night after I left and my sister has been trying to clean up
    and replace everything...My perfume table has been totally smashed..
    My tv doesn't work in my room...my closet door is broken.. my phone is smashed..

    f-mutt
     
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    No more sleepovers for them!
     
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  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...what a douche.
     
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    "Disrespect" is an overused word in 2014.

    HOWEVER, it's totally appropriate in this case. It's one thing for teenage kids to throw a party when the parents are out of town. But your adult sister? Ridiculous.
     
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  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...how about a guy who takes his frustration out on the sister of the girl hes dating? he sounds like hes a baby in a mans body. no reason to lash out at monsoon if hes upset with the sister. totally uncalled for, id make him pay for what he broke, stole.
     
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  12. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Apparently my poor dobers were so scared shitless they couldn't get them out of the bushes...
    The guy went fucking nuts and the police were called who called it a "family disturbance" He wouldnt
    come out of the house and was never arrested, the pigs never saw how shit faced he was..
    The cops never saw my house, my sis protected him...I'm so pissed
    There's blood all over my house in places my sis didn't see...I SEE IT now that i'm looking...
    There's blood everywhere...on windows..the side of the toilet...


    We'll I guess I won't be giving up klonopin and seraquel this week....
    f-mutt
     
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    This sounds like a job for... Inspector Moose!!
     
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    Call the cops and get it documented then call insurance?
     
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  15. OV

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    Here's what I would do for spite:

    first clean out the house of anything incriminating, photo document the damages, make a list of missing and damaged properties... and then inform your sister that if her boyfriend doesn't pay you hush money in the amount of $5000 cash by a certain date, as the aggrieved party you will report his malicious destruction of property to the police covered by the below.. (what follows is a blurb from the
    Code:
    http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/cgi-bin/displaycode?section=pen&group=00001-01000&file=594-625c
    ) Inform her that you have witnesses and those are the only 2 choices.
    Calif PENAL CODE
    SECTION 594-625c


    594. (a) Every person who maliciously commits any of the following
    acts with respect to any real or personal property not his or her
    own, in cases other than those specified by state law, is guilty of
    vandalism:
    (1) Defaces with graffiti or other inscribed material.
    (2) Damages.
    (3) Destroys.
    Whenever a person violates this subdivision with respect to real
    property, vehicles, signs, fixtures, furnishings, or property
    belonging to any public entity, as defined by Section 811.2 of the
    Government Code, or the federal government, it shall be a permissive
    inference that the person neither owned the property nor had the
    permission of the owner to deface, damage, or destroy the property.
    (b) (1) If the amount of defacement, damage, or destruction is
    four hundred dollars ($400) or more, vandalism is punishable by
    imprisonment pursuant to subdivision (h) of Section 1170 or in a
    county jail not exceeding one year, or by a fine of not more than ten
    thousand dollars ($10,000), or if the amount of defacement, damage,
    or destruction is ten thousand dollars ($10,000) or more, by a fine
    of not more than fifty thousand dollars ($50,000), or by both that