No more Kraft Mac and Cheese for Obama family

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    "Michelle trying put the homeless guy "Ted Williams" out of work"

    Boxed macaroni and cheese is off the menu at the White House. Michelle Obama said she banned it from her family's diet after being alerted to its processed ingredients.

    In an interview for the March issue of Cooking Light magazine, the mother-of-two recalled how her daughters used to love the cheap and easy-to-make meal.

    However, Sam Kass, the family's former personal chef, vehemently opposed the boxed variety and decided to give a quick tutorial to highlight the 'unhealthiness' of the product.

    Mrs Obama said that Kass gave her daughter Malia, who was about eight years old at the time, a block of cheese and challenged her to turn it into the same powdery consistency as the ingredient in the mac and cheese box.

    The youngster apparently spent 30 minutes trying to 'pulverize' the block of cheese into dust with no joy.

    Mrs Obama said from that point she and her family stopped eating macaroni and cheese out of a box 'because cheese dust is not food, as was the moral of the story.'

    The Obama's diet is now apparently completely rid of processed foods.

    However, in the past when Mrs Obama was working, shopping and cooking, she admitted it was tough being so health conscious.

    'Sometimes I would use processed food a little bit more. I relied on takeout probably more than I should’ve,' the 51-year-old recalled.

    But now, as she marks the fifth anniversary of her anti-childhood-obesity initiative Let's Move!, the first lady wants to arm families with the knowledge she didn't have in the past.

    'It’s doable - people just need the training and the education.

    'What we do know is that the food you cook is healthier, and it can be more affordable, but it takes some skills,' she said.

    A couple of the first lady's tips include, banishing canned juices, learning how to cut up a whole chicken and making pasta dishes from scratch.

     
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    If she's such an expert, why is her ass so fat?
     
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    I hope he manages to stay sober... can't imagine what kind of temptation it must be to go from homeless to sitting in a nice apartment just staring at empty wine glasses.
     
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    Because she is a big fat ass hypocrite.:bounce:
     
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    WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!!!!!!!

    Yeah, the 5 Star Chefs at the WH cook up Kraft dinner for the Obumbu brats! :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
     
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    I strive to eat healthy and all, but - give me mac & cheese out of a box, or give me death :punch:
     
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    So they just have their chef make them the good stuff?

    Whatever.
     
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    I love how the media has to carry on that Michelle Obama is a fit and attractive lady. What a crock of shit. She looks like a fucking monster...and an angry one at that.
     
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    that shit is super tasty as fuck
     
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    They call it Dinner in Canada. :what:

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    Kale salad and a portion of almonds. You know you love it![​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    I used to eat it all the time and had 6% body fat. Granted I was in my twenties and worked out all the time but the point is that it is not the devils food. Several other factors come into play and from the looks of it Moose Obama is not eating salads.
     
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    @Ryan Lever
     
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    Making it with the powdered cheese doesn't even make it taste good. I always throw the powder shit off and just make the cheese sauce myself out of Monterrey jack, cheddar and mozzarella (for texture)
     
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    Needed to be alerted that powdered neon orange "cheese" is processed, huh? :jj:
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Off the White House menu!!!

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    I swear, that's better tasting than our mac&cheese. Wherever my Canadian co-workers go back home, I give them $ to get some for me. LOVE-IT :munch:
     
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    In 5th and 6th grade every few weeks we had macaroni and cheese with a side of pees for lunch, there was no protein and almost no one ate it and there was no other option.
     
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