No One Beat-Off Worthy On SNL Tonight

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  1. Senator Rick

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    Over the years SNL has occasionally had as guest-hosts some hot dames worthy of spanking it to.
    Tonight the guest host is Jane Lynch -that big lesbian chick from a tv show I've never seen and never will see: Glee.
    She ain't worthy of a single filthy thought.

    I just can't get over what a totally shitty day this has been.
     
  2. chrisfromvegas

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    I recommend you drink heavily.
     
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    "Dames"?

    Who are you, Moe Howard? :jj:
     
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    I recommend you take many many prescription pills.
     
  5. Senator Rick

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    I'm endeavoring to avoid appearing sexist.
    I guess I shoulda said "hooooooerrrrrs"
     
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    this will cheer you up:

     
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  7. Senator Rick

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    Thanks!
    Pussy makes me gidddy!
     
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    When you preface it with "No one beat-off worthy..." I don't think it matters. :jj:

    I, for one think "dames" should be brought back. So should fast-talking and short ties.
     
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    A cornucopia of film noir slang

    Be on the nut, To
    : To be broke
    Broderick, The: A thorough beating
    Bump gums: To talk about nothing worthwhile
    Caboose: Jail (from "calaboose," which derives from calabozo, the Spanish word for "jail")
    Cheese it: Put things away, hide
    Chin music: Punch on the jaw
    Drift: Go, leave
    Duck soup: Easy, a piece of cake
    Eggs in the coffee: Easy, a piece of cake, okay, all right
    Electric cure: Electrocution
    Gams: Legs (especially a woman's)
    Gasper: Cigarette
    Gaycat: "A young punk who runs with an older tramp/hobo and there is always a connotation of homosexuality"
    Giggle juice: Liquor
    Gowed-up: On dope, high
    Gunsel: Gunman
    Harlem sunset: Some sort fatal injury caused by knife
    Hash house: A cheap restaurant
    Hinky: Suspicious
    Jujus: Marijuana cigarettes
    Lousy with: To have lots of
    Mickey Finn: (n) A drink drugged with knock-out drops; (v) Take a Mickey Finn: Take off, leave
    Moll: Girlfriend
    Mud-pipe: Opium pipe
    Nance: An effeminate man
    Pins: Legs (especially a woman's)
    Pro skirt: Prostitute
    Savvy?: Get me? Understand?
    Shamus: (Private) detective
    Skate around, as in "She skates around plenty": To be of easy virtue
    Skid rogue: A bum who can't be trusted
    Smell from the barrel, Have a: Have a drink
    Take the air: Leave
    Tomato: Pretty woman
    Trip for biscuits: Make the trip for no purpose, achieve no results
    Weak sister: A push-over
    Wooden kimono: A coffin
    Wrong gee
    : Not a good fellow
    Wrong number
    : Not a good fellow
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I like "how ya fixed for..." meaning "do you have enough of...?"
    As in "The dames will be over at 7. How ya fixed for giggle juice?"
     
  11. ohnoes

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    I say "savvy" all the time. I have fam in AL and SC so it sounds natural to me.
     
  12. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Imma rape Kristen Wiig in here ass. Hard.

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    It's hard not to use an Edward G. Robinson, Humphrey Bogart, or James Cagney "inner voice" when reading lines like that. :D
     
  14. Senator Rick

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    Holy shit -that's wonderful!

    In THE MALTESE FALCON, Spade (Bogart in the film version) orders Gutman (Sidney Greenstreet) and his hired gun Wilmar (Dwight Frye) out of his office ... he says, "Get out, and take your gunsel with you..."
    In the novel, written by Dashiell Hammett, the original line was "Get out, and take your catamite with you". Editors balked at this and so, to thwart their interference, Hammett responded by substituting "catamite" with the word "gunsel" -which of course was prison slang in those days for a "punk".

    http://books.google.com/books?id=Zh...&resnum=1&ved=0CBIQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q&f=false
     
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    I just always think of the Stooges. :jj:

    I'm not even kidding. :facepalm:
     
  16. Senator Rick

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    Don't be expecting me to shame you for it.
     
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    do you insert Curly's "woo woo woo woos" "rrrrrwoof woof woofs" in too? :jj:
     
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    Ya know, if you need any pointers, I was reading this blog on rape the other day...
     
  19. deverrant

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    I use such vernacular in daily conversation, yes.
     
  20. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    She reminds me a little of my last GF before I met my wife. Needs bigger tits though. Not too shabby Senator. Good to see ya here.

    Oh yeah, do tell.