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  1. Horse Be Gone

    Horse Be Gone VIP Extreme Gold

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    Man busted with 18 pounds of pot, crack and mushrooms at airport
    http://nypost.com/2015/04/27/man-busted-with-18-pounds-of-pot-crack-and-mushrooms-at-airport/

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    A career Bronx drug criminal on his way to the Caribbean made a rookie mistake when he packed enough drugs in his checked luggage to get the whole plane high, sources told The Post on Sunday.

    “This just shows you how stupid criminals can be,” a law-enforcement source said. “You would have thought that a man of his experience would have known how this works.”

    The tropical trip of Kelvin Smith went up in smoke when Port Authority police pulled him from his US Airways plane Saturday morning.

    Authorities found 18 pounds of pot after an alert went off moments before the flight left La Guardia Airport, notifying them to take a closer look at his luggage. His second bag, which had already cleared the scan, had 2.8 ounces of crack and three ounces of psychedelic mushrooms, the sources said.

    Smith admitted to transporting the marijuana, but insisted he didn’t have anything else. “It’s only marijuana.”


    Geez, look at those eyes. Wonder if that's what Crackhead Bob looked like before his stroke.:uhammer::uhammer::uhammer::uscared:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Picture made me laugh for a while. Thanks.
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    Was he listening to REO Weedwagon on his iPod?
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    How ironic. The cop calling the conqueror stupid, while they let 18 pounds of weed get on the plane... Oh, that must have been the shittiest weed.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Meanwhile white collar crime is robbing the middle class blind and wall street is infested with crooks. But ok, lets keep focusing on the small time hoods if it makes you feel better.
     
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    Looking at the guy I think it was for personal use.
     
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    I wonder had he not have been caught, what he would have eaten on the flight.
     
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    Hmm. Must not have gotten in much trouble, i just saw him on CNN in Baltimore.
     
  10. ScottBaiosPenis

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    i like the cut of yer jib sir