No social uproar about Fred Willard getting caught jerking off...ever wonder why?

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  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    but when Pee Wee got caught choking the chicken it ruined his career and we all felt a little dirty

    BTW this legend and serial away from home masturbator will be on Jimmy Fallon tonight

    its gonna be good
     
  2. Porn Stache

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    I don't think anyone gives a fuck about that guy.
     
  3. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    thats right, people seem to feel its all good

    i am in fact one of them
     
  4. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Nobody shot up the theater that was showing Ghostbusters 2 when Pee Wee did it.
     
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    'cause he never had a children's show? :dontknow:
     
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    JWC Well-Known Member

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    just the guy in front of him.
     
  7. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i saw a report last night where his wife is 100% behind him

    wanna bet there's a strap-on in place


    you go willards!!!
     
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    This and "Nurse Nancy" was a shitty movie to jerk off to. :coffee:
     
  9. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    78 and still getting it done!
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Because only cool people know who Fred Willard is, and cool people are ok with jerking it in public. :pimp:
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    He's 78.

    No one gives a fuck when you hit that age.
     
  12. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    because he was in Anchorman the best movie ever
     
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    You know from personal experience Dave? :grouch:
     
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    mrd160 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Isn't jerking off to porn the whole point...:dontknow:
     
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    How do those theaters even stay in business??
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    How is it that the Stern show hasn't scouted your posting, and hired you immediately. :rolleyes:
     
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    Pee Wee Herman did shows for kiddies; Fred Williard did shows for dirty old adults. I doubt any of the dirty old adults' parents were around to complain.