No Such Thing As A Good Parent

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  1. Wing

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    Study Finds Every Style Of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable Adults
    October 26, 2011

    Article ripped straight from The Onion

    As a product of parenting and as a human being, the comittee in my head finds this to be a factual article.

     
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  2. Bro

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    Hi Wing.
     
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    Sup, Bro! :marx:
    Your avy looks like a battered vagina. D:
     
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    Yummy!!
     
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    YOU KNOW, it's kind of true. If you go into therapy, 9x out of 10 the psychologist is going to blame the parents. I mean, what else are they going to say? :dontknow:



    Unless, you know, it was your Aunt Ruth that raped you or some shit. :sad:
     
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    I could go for beer battered vagine.
     
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    Hey Wing. Disturbed and miserable adult? Not my jalapeno butt. :nono:
     
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    My Aunt Ruth was kind of hot. Just saying.
     
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    Good BJs.
     
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    Oh hai wing.
     
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    She had a nice ass too :lo5:
     
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    I may be disturbed and miserable but how dare they call me an Adult. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
     
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    Wing! :c


    :wub:
     
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    Just to clarify. We are speaking of my Aunt Ruth on my father's side. Aunt Ruth on my mother's side was a heifer.

    In that case, it would just be wrong.
     
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    Had a threesome with the Ruths. I don't mind 'em thick.
     
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    Beef curtains.
    Buncha hacks.
    No matter what, family is always to blame.
    now i'm hungry for a drunk slut =(
    Sup, Pully! :hug: *pulls your finger*
    When my spicy ass starts to lose some heat, I find that drinking helps.
    Yo, SeXei!
    I will never acuse you of being an adult! D:<

    Missy! :hug:
    I couldn't resist a back-hug with that avy.

    :hw: Oh hello thar. =)
     
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    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RUTHS!!!!!


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    :jj:
     
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    :lol: