WTF No turkeys?

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  1. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit Gold

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    I shop @ the Ralph's in the 92128 Zip Code. I went to Ralph's early today to purchase items for our Christmas dinner. To my wonderment, THERE WERE NO TURKEYS AVAILABLE aside from some frozen #24 birds. There were king crab legs, lamb, seafood, beef BUT NO WHOLE TURKEYS. I am not amused, to tell you the truth. Did some buyer not anticipate an uptick in turkey sales in December? So I'm serving turkey MEATBALLS for Christmas Dinner? I am truly not amused with this at all.

    Howard related: turkey meatballs
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Fuck Christmas dinner!


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    oh
     
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    Time for some Christmas ham.
     
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    Go to a Chinese Restaurant like on a Christmas Story.
     
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    So you only got one grocery store in So Cal ?
     
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    and feel like a weirdo :hhh:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    OMG thanks for the spoiler asshole
     
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    my store was selling frozen turducken:lunch::lunch::lunch:
     
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    I had a similar problem on St Patty's day. I live in S.CA and the new manager of the butcher shop was Mexican and didn't order any corned beef. He apologized and said people were mad. Next year there was plenty.
     
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    playitagainfred Well-Known Member

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    Post thanksgiving our local Kroger had fresh butterball turkeys for $.48 per pound. I bought 4 & stuck em in the outside freezer. Same bird this week is $1.78. Suckers
     
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    Just go to the Vons 4 miles away.
     
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    You didn't have enough of that disgusting, sleep inducing, dried out bird at thanksgiving? Just get a fuckin chicken
     
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    You have a store?
     
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    we only sell turduckens

    booming right now