No Way Howard Wrote Matt Lauer "Blurb"....

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  1. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    I read the Matt Lauer Blurb for Time Magazine...by Howard Stern?? I don't believe he wrote it...
    The writing is sooooo unfocused...dis-connected.....all over the place....
    Some of you goofballs comment on MY poor sentence structure??? Read this mess :facepalm:

    I'm thinking Howard outsourced this task to Benjy or Sal ....
    One clue is the word "knuckleheads"...Howard said he called Matt's co-hosts "nudnicks"....did he forget his own words???? :rolleye:

    For 2 yrs now on the SFN..and here I've referred to Sal & Richard as "knuckleheads"...and "nitwits"..AND "nudnicks"...and we all KNOW Benjy and Sal (Fred,,,Gary,,,JonH.and TimS) are HERE (and on SFN) lifting our WORDS...and Threads AND posts for Content....from Benjy's keyboard out of Howard's mouth ;) !

    IF Howard wrote this Blurb....why did he say "nudnicks" ...and not Knuckleheads????
    AND why would u refer to his Female co-hosts as "knuckleheads??" u just wouldn't do that....Howard hires "knuckleheads" :p....NOT the Today Show....
    (they're all 2-faced backstabbers) ;)

    Sounds just like Benjy or Sal wrote this for Howard! IMO
    They would be more inclined to goof on Matt's Hair Loss than Howard!!
    It's such a sensitive subject on these 2 sites!!
    can't imagine HOward focusing on THAT!!!

    Any of you assholes (who attack MY writing) read this mess???

    If so....do YOU THINK Howard wrote this Blurb????
    I don't....
    It reads like "Benjy Bronk schtick" ;) .....so "out there" it's lost in translation :rolleye:

    peace & love
     
  2. Murphy

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    ^^^
    Speaking of "reads like Benjy Bronk schtick"...
     
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    what are you doing today Benji
     
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    Wigsy won't write a book forward, not likely he's writing a letter to Matt Lauer
     
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    bznick has absolutely no patience for benbas whatsoever.:livid:
     
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    Howard Stern don't like Japanese people.
     
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    Howard's too lazy to write anything, but since it's lame, stupid, and not funny it's exactly what I'd expect from him.
     
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    If he did or didn't it's rediculous that he would put his name on it anyways rather than doing the same for Gilbert Gottfried or Fitzsimmons or Baba. This AGT thing has gone to his head so he's making nice with anything associated with NBC. I'm thinking Benji wrote it because Stern still despises Sal over his Beth comments. :dontknow:
     
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    Howard doesn't do anything without a profit motive. Wonder what was in it for him?
     
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    Benjy or Ratso. Benjy sux, so probably Ratso...