no way in hell that Beth is good in bed, right?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    i cant see it. ill bet she doesnt eve suck dick or get on top. straight missionary while rolling her eyes
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Fill the bed with kittens and she'll move around a bit.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    Hmus only likes to suck, so there's that.
     
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  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    do you think the kittens sleep in bed with them?
     
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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    Those kittens are no where near the bed. There is a room in Casa De Chimney that is set up just for them. The maid has to go in and change the litter boxes and they kittens are let out of jail for pictures
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Them?

    They have separate bedrooms, and they're often not in the same zip code.
     
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    Do you think BethO keeps the knee bent during coitus?
     
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    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    Ask Brian Van Holt. That's the last person to fuck her.
     
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    Howard thinks vaginas are icky. I don't think he's seem Beth's in years.
     
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    She wields a mean Lexington Steele. ..


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    I've been with a few princess type chicks and they always are horrible in bed.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I envision this terrifying "Specieseque" thing going on every time she mounts a man like a fresh kill.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    That's right. Beth is asexual. Now go play in traffic.
     
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    I have no interest in banging a bag of bones like her anyway.
     
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    shes too skinny for me too
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    my mom used to say that to me all the time when i was a kid. that and "go take a long walk off a short pier."
     
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    After all of the surgery she's had, who cares?
     
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    Well, Hamptons Howie has said himself that he doesn't like getting head so that's already off the table (but I'm sure it's mostly to appear masculine in front of all his other super manly friends like Ralph that he says this, only to protect BethOno).

    And missionary? I'm sure that's ALL he is getting. There is no way I see him doing much of anything else and seriously when I "see" this playing out in my head in ANY position I'm grossed out.

    HOWARD: Oh, Beth...you're so sexy...can you help me get my coat off even though it's really, really cold in here?

    BETH: Howard, it's 72 degrees in this place, just like how you told that black man to set the thermometer last week.

    HOWARD: Ok...I can't seem to get these sleeves off...they are so long and I'm still so fucking cold...

    BETH: Let me help you and you know what? After I do I'm gonna take a quick shower because I smell like nothing but cat urine and cat litter.

    HOWARD: Cool...I love you Beth...you're the best thing that ever happened to me...

    BETH: Buddy...get out of that trash bin...ugh...I can't believe he got into that again...I'm gonna have to call someone to come over and pick that mess up and the rug...oh...Buddy...you shouldn't have done that...

    HOWARD: I'm the luckiest man on the planet.
     
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    She seems too child like. Almost like a 12 year old. Then again, her mother trained her well so I suppose she'll do what ever she's hired to do.:mami:
     
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    She's a dirty, dirty girl. Just not with Howard.
     
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