no worries, jesus will pick up the tab for my boiled shrimp

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  1. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    holy shrimp scampi!

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    MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. — A woman who was asked to leave a seafood buffet in Myrtle Beach told police Jesus would pay her bill, according to a police report obtained by WMBF.

    Police responded to Bennett’s Calabash Seafood Buffet Restaurant at about 9:15 p.m. Sunday in reference to a patron unwilling to pay her bill.

    The restaurant manager told police that April Lee Yates, 51, came to the restaurant four hours earlier to eat dinner. Yates allegedly caused a disturbance with other patrons and management asked her to pay her bill and leave.

    Yates refused to pay and told police she did not have any money. She said she planned to have someone else pay her bill. When an officer asked her who was paying, she replied, “Jesus.”

    Yates was placed under arrest for defrauding a restaurant and confined in the Myrtle Beach Jail.
     
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  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Maybe she brought her gardener? :dontknow:
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    SEAFOOD BUFFET? :puke:
     
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    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    there is no jesus
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    There is only Zuul
     
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    Sounds like Sizzler. Only reason people went was for the all you can eat shrimp with the doodie on its back.
     
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  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    Bennetts Calabash Seafood is a fucking shitty restaurant
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    Crabby Mikes is a much better place
     
  9. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    yes there is, and even tho he's allergic to shellfish, he loves all the cheeeeeeldren equally.
     
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    i kinda dont thimk so
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    you heathen, burn in hell! :pissed:
     
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    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    if there was one

    im sure i would
     
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    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    hell will be full of people i know
     
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    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at? VIP Gold

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    Bennetts sucks bad.

    Ask Schmoopy. (not sure if his Oreck salary is enough for him to ever try it though)
     
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    Jesus only pays for sandwiches. What was she thinking.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    nigga dont you know anything about the BIBLE? jesus was all about free fish and wine
     
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    Uh oh...
     
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