Noah - maybe worst movie of the year

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  1. BethsFeet

    BethsFeet Well-Known Member

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    Just got done watching this shitshow. Giant rock monsters, infiltration of the ark by someone outside of Noah's family, twins born on the ark, and the list goes on. Unbelievable this made > $300M.
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    Bummer, dude.
     
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    Obviously you hate baby Jesus.
     
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    First 50 minutes were good.
     
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    And who the fuck are you?
     
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    :bigthink
     
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    No interest... Crowe hasn't done anything decent since Cinderella Man
     
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    Planned on not seeing this movie but now that you say there are rock monsters, I might. :bigthink
     
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    You hating this movie means the terrorists won
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Remember "The Never Ending Story"? I had to leave the room when my kid's would watch it...

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    so youre saying i shouldnt rent it?
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Maybe get some White People involved next time you make Movies about Whites.
     
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    Is everyone in the Bible White?
     
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    Yes
     
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    Well I'm convinced
     
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