Noah's ark question

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  1. Oderus

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    So god flooded the earth, yes? If that happened, how is there still freshwater and saltwater fish? Wouldn't all species of fish be everywhere?
     
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    (this thread will bring matthewt back. Just wait)
     
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    did he die?
     
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    Yes. Soon, he'll roll the boulder and he'll be back.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    he also took fish on the arc all the other ones he left died
     
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    Do you think everyone's feet sunk in the sand when they walked through the parted Red Sea? I bet people got sucked under.
     
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    In giant aquariums and shit?
     
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    I bet he trained the monkeys to feed the fish.
     
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    ah. amen
     
  12. Johnnykstaint

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    THAT is the problem that you have with the flood story?
     
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    No, but it's ONE problem.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    How does Jesus turn into bread
     
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    He doesn't. It's leftover jews from the holocaust.
     
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    transparent aluminum :grad:
     
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    The exodus never happened.
     
  18. Johnnykstaint

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    Youve never even walked on an ocean beach wtf do you know?
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Double dumbass on you!
     
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    I've never burned in the fiery pits of hell either, but I can't imagine it's very pleasant, DIrty Johnny