Noel Betterman says no thanks

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, May 10, 2012.

  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    To the Richard ans Ronnie blow job. Heard him on Jay Thomas
     
  2. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    Howard act's as if he is some kind of Stern only sponsor. The guys on every sat radio channel and podcast in the country. He even leaves money in the BTLS Radio IO account. I don't listen to Carolla but I'll bet hes there too.

    Could you imagine that phone call.

    Hey Noah, Its Gary...
    Who?
    Gary Del'Abatte...
    Who?
    You know Bababooey from the Howard Stern show.
    How did you get this number?
    I got it from Ross.
    Ross Who?
    The VP of promotion here at Sirius? Hes my best friend
    Is that the Springsteen groupie with the bad breath who married the hooker?
    Umm Yeah hes a Bruce fan
    Remind me to have a talk with him, what can I do for you.
    We are looking for a sponsor for a segment
    Again? What is it this time "Hottest chick with a one legged parent on welfare"?
    No its not a contest its just a segment
    So I'm just giving you money and its not even going to the listeners? I'm surprised it took this long. Let me guess? A segment on waxing Howard's bowling alley lanes?
    No
    Amaaaaaazing Twitter pic roulette?
    No
    Then whats the money going for?
    Ronnie the Limo Driver said he would let Richard blow him for 1.5 mil each
    This is a joke right? Youve finally run so dry of ideas that you think its funny to prank call you own sponsors?
    Nope Im dead serious. I swear on my Hershey Bar its the truth
    So you want me to give you three million dollars so one idiot can blow another one of your idiots on the radio? How many people would that even reach Howard doesn't have more than 150K listeners a day. And don't try to pull Howards bullshit numbers he quotes on the radio. You forget I'm by far the biggest advertiser on all the Sirius/XM channels and I actually know how many listeners he had and how the number is dwindling as the AGT bullshit flows
    Oh no it wont be on the radio, Sirius would never allow it
    So where are you doing it?
    On HowardTV live from Citi Field
    How fucking delusional are you? Howard doesnt have enough fans on the east coast left to fill the lower 5 rows of Citi Field and do you really think 3 million of my money is going to balance against the 928 people who still are dumb enough to buy that HowardTV crap?
    I talked to Boff and he says the buzz on it alone will fill sell Citit Field out and get millions of new HowardTV subscribers.
    More fucking delusion. Howard cant even move Letterman past Nightline anymore. Do me a favor... what was your name again ? Gary? OK Gary you really need to lose my number.
     
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  3. baby booie

    baby booie Active Member

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    Spot on
     
  4. Tans Lover

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    So the guy didn't want to pay millions to have a guy blow another guy? Goo for him.

    If Howard was so into it maybe he could come up with the cash himself if he wants it to happen.
     
  5. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Howard would never give up his marbles. If you believe that, I got a bridge I will sell ya.
     
  6. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    None of these proposed sex-related stunts ever happens, it's just more fake crap to fill time.
     
  7. Big Biscuit

    Big Biscuit Well-Known Member

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    Howard works so hard on the show coming up with these great bits for his two days per week. Was he watching a re-run of Indecent Proposal? Psuedo-event designed for "shock" value that nobody cares about.
     
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  8. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    :wave:
     
  9. the Artie Chair

    the Artie Chair New Member Banned User

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    The guy couldn't come up with $10,000 if he really wanted to let alone 100x that.
     
  10. Tans Lover

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    But Howard said this guy had millions. Is Howard lying?
     
  11. BabyJane

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    Great job, WG. OP- I heard him on JT too & he kinda had
    that tone about it, too. Asked how that 'stunt' had anything to do w/his company, etc.

    Edit-Props to OP & WG