Noel Gallagher doesn't sugar coat it.....

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    Ex-Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher slams One Direction, Adele, Radiohead, his brother in profanity-laced interview
    BY Ethan Sacks
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Thursday, November 5, 2015, 4:28 PM
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    Former Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher is strumming up a boxed set worth of controversy with a profanity-laced interview that skewers just about every other act in the music business.

    Given an open mic by Esquire UK for its December cover story, the 48-year-old British musician would have made the nastiest of rock critics blush with his critiques of Radiohead, One Direction, Ellie Goulding and his own brother, Liam.

    "Does anybody give a f--- about what any of these current pop stars are up to? Who gives a s--- what f---- One Direction do? C---suckers, all of them in rehab by the time they're 30," ranted Gallagher.

    "Who gives a s--- what Ellie Goulding is up to? Really? Adele, what? Blows my f---- mind. It blows my f---- mind. Nobody cares! Fame's wasted on them, with their f---- in-ear monitors and their electronic cigarettes. And their fragrances that they're bringing out for Christmas. You f---- d----s."

    Much of the vitriol was saved for Radiohead, the brooding alt-rock band that was a rival of Oasis during the 1990s.

    "I'm aware that Radiohead have never had a f---- bad review," Gallagher complained. "I reckon if Thom Yorke f---- (excreted) into a light bulb and started blowing it like an empty beer bottle it'd probably get 9 out of 10 in f---- Mojo (magazine). I'm aware of that."

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    Noel Gallagher unloaded on many musical acts in a profane interview with Esquire UK.
    Gallagher, however, did have some kind words for one fellow artist — an honor apparently harder to come by than a Grammy.

    "Fame's wasted on these c---s today. Bar Kanye," he told Esquire UK. "You watch him on the MTV Awards and you think, "You can f--- stay, you're alright."

    But his biggest attacks were saved for his own little brother, Liam, the lead singer for Oasis.

    Despite the band's enormous multi-platinum success, Oasis imploded in 2009 after a not-so-brotherly fight between the two backstage after a gig in Paris.

    NOEL GALLAGHER CALLS ZAYN MALIK 'AN IDIOT'

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    He had especially harsh words for One Direction.
    "I tell you what I think about Liam and this is just an opinion," began Gallagher. "He would f------ aggressively disagree. He was rightly put up there as this f--- huge rock star but he didn't write a note, not a word.

    "From my perspective I don't know how comfortable I'd feel about the mania surrounding us, and you knowing in your f--- soul that you were responsible for really wearing the clothes."

    After Oasis, the foul-mouthed Manchester product formed a new band, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds. While the band released its second album, "Chasing Yesterday," earlier this year — the record he was ostensibly promoting in the Esquire UK interview — but he still misses the cocaine-fueled partying of the '90s.

    "I haven't got a 'My Drug Hell' story because it was f--- brilliant," says Gallagher, who added that he kicked the narcotic in 1998. "(But) what happened was I started getting massive panic attacks. You think you're going to die."

    Being an elder statesman in the British rock scene has given him perspective and wisdom — if not exactly softening the edges.

    "F---- hate whingeing rock stars. And I hate pop stars who are just… neh. Just nothing, you know?," he says. "Oh, yeah, my last selfie got 47-thousand-million likes on Instagram. Yeah, why don't you go f--- off and get a drug habit, you penis?"
     
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    I agree on everything but Adele.
    Adele is actually incredibly talented and I like her music
     
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    He likes Kanye ? That's where he lost me..:right:
     
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    He's just a miserable bitter old queen.

    The fact that he like Kanye means he likes huge not talent assholes like himself.

    Kanye is awful, last time I saw a clip he was singing with such horrible autotune that is sounded like a robot.
     
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    Noel Gallagher is talented, stop it.
     
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    Was, like Howard he's a hasbeen, name a good song he's written since the last good Oasis album
     
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    Yeah, that's a little odd. But I doubt he likes the music. And he's so spot on about Radiohead. I've said that shit a million times. There is no way for those guys to get a bad review from indie/elitist press.
     
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    Both quite good imo
     
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    Dude is 100% on point, except for Kanye........which i guess makes him about 95% on point. I dunno, i suck at math.
     
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    Since he likes Kanye, he's only 25% right. I'm really good at math.

    25% = 1/4 = 0.25
     
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    never heard of the guy, dont understand what his criticism is
     
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    "F---- hate whingeing rock stars. And I hate pop stars who are just… neh. Just nothing, you know?," he says. "Oh, yeah, my last selfie got 47-thousand-million likes on Instagram. Yeah, why don't you go f--- off and get a drug habit, you penis?"

    LOL.
     
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    One of the better live performances on the show over the years.

     
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    Looking at the picture of One Direction, I think they should executed just for looking like that.
     
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    He said something about Jay-z once, there was his answer

     
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    I've only ever heard one song from this guy, years ago, so who is he to talk?
     
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    Sold 70 million records world wide
     
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