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  1. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth Pull My Finger VIP

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    Why give a Lardass another chance to stink up ANOTHER morning thread when you can just DP the fat cunt? Stay warm and try to keep your calorie intake under 4000 :hw:
     
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    Oh dear. :D


    Are you off today, MrWarmth?
     
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    No. But just logging in and seeing that fat cocksucker's name all over the page......I snapped. Know'm sayin? :hw:
     
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    Oh yes. I do. His new schtick is "poor me". It's funny. It's like if Eric the Midget all of a sudden wanted sympathy after years of being a miserable hateful little prick. :D
     
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    According to him he goes back to work in 5 days.
     
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    Also according to him, he has a top secret job that he's not at liberty to talk about. :c
     
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    If his job is sitting in his room watching Match Game all day, I guess that is true. :D
     
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    Good morning.

    Back to work. It's only supposed to get up to 32 today but no wind so it won't be bad.

    My steel toed boots are hurting my big toe so I bought some bunion cushions. Hope they work.
     
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    Hi FunnyFarm. My new person gave me the heave ho already because he lost his job. So it's a paid day off here too. :c

    And it's LC's first day back at school. :party: Have a good day, I hope your toe is ok. Ouch.
     
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    Bunion cushions. How embarassing is it to get THAT through the check out counter? :jj:
     
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    I don't know what you do for work but I wear Sorel's when it's really cold. They keep my feet toasty warm.
     
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    Nonfat? Well im screwed
     
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    Hello EC

    That sucks for you and that guy. I'm sure you'll be able to fill that position soon.

    If you lived near me, I'd hire you. I'm the only good cook in this house and I just don't feel like doing it with the funky schedule I have.

    Off to work.....Have a nice day everyone :)
     
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    That's nothing compared to the Preperation H medicated pads. :cool:
     
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    You're fat AND you have lumps on your head? :wtf:
     
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    I hate when the wife sends me out to buy tampoons
     
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    Morning Lumpy.

    All's well FunnyFarm, I'm sure the guy will be fine. And it was downtown in a highrise, and I hate that. So I'm sure the phone will ring and it will be someone with a driveway and a house that's easy to get into. :D

    But anyway.
    I turned on that stupid radio show. :grr: I'm not sure why.
     
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    I just don't get why people even turn that thing on anymore. Do they LIKE getting hit over the head 2 to 3 times a week for under 4 hours each time?
     
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    I know. It is just god-awful. The very opposite of entertaining. But yesterday I heard he was talking about Beth and said that the two of them spent New Years Eve apart so she could go hobnob at that Jennifer Aniston party. :D So I'm sorry I missed that.
     
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    How much more bizarre can that beard marriage get?
     

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