North Korea Bans Sarcasm

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  1. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Thanks, Obama.

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    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...casm-kim-jong-un-freedom-speech-a7231461.html

    North Korea bans sarcasm because Kim Jong-un fears people only agree with him ‘ironically’


    North Korea has forbidden people from making sarcastic comments about Kim Jong-un or his totalitarian regime in their everyday conversations.

    Even indirect criticism of the authoritarian government has been banned, Asian media reported.

    Residents were warned against criticising the state in a series of mass meetings held by functionaries across the country.


    “One state security official personally organised a meeting to alert local residents to potential ‘hostile actions’ by internal rebellious elements,” a source in Jagang Province told Radio Free Asia’s Korean Service
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    “The main point of the lecture was ‘Keep your mouths shut.’”


    The caution was also issued in neighbouring Yangang Province, sources revealed.

    Officials told people that sarcastic expressions such as “This is all America’s fault” would constitute unacceptable criticism of the regime.


    “This habit of the central authorities of blaming the wrong country when a problem’s cause obviously lies elsewhere has led citizens to mock the party,” an anonymous source said.



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    I thank Baby Jesus eveyday I wasn't born in a shit hole like North Korea...
     
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    I would be dead in a heart beat.
     
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    Gotta love Kim Jong. He kills and imprisons so many of his own people.
     
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    I wonder what happens to people there that don't stand for the anthem?
     
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    "Yeah buddy, Kim Jong Un really is a great dictator. :rolleyes:"

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    :endit:
     
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    I heard they are thinking of banning light irony next week.
     
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    They will also be banning shrimp, Kim Jong Un thinks it's a dig at his stature.
     
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    One of Daves favorite socialist regimes. :roll:
     
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    Hey you little Asian fag, why do I give a fuck about North Korea???
    :davetoke:
     
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    I'm soooo thankful for this delicious rat that my family is having for our one meal today.
    Thanks, Un !
     
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    Statistics say 99% of Un's people like him. Based on that - I'd say Trump gives him a hearty thumbs-up.
     
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    at least he's a leader.
     
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    You get anti aircraft missiles fired at you (he actually put someone to death by this)
     
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    I had the pleasure of spending time with some Korean kids this summer.

    They regaled me with tales of how fukkin bad both N and S Korea are now.

    How can I live if I cannot snark?

    :c
     
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    This is the fake story, Mike. It's very, very easy to make up stuff about the DPRK, because they have no way to counter it. Don't get me wrong, things are not good there, but this story is just blatantly false.
     
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    He was sick and tired of their goddamned sark-isms.
     
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    Thanking the Baby Jesus is illegal in NK
     
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    I don't know, that guy seems kind of cool to me. We need a cool guy like Kim or Putin to rule us like a bad ass emperor.

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