North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the Sun

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  1. Phillipmcd

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    North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.


    A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".

    Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.

    http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032...man-on-the-sun/index.html#5KobLZKL2Pw7BsM1.99 :c

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    I don't buy this story for a second. No Korean man is Hung.
     
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    They landed at night, so it was ok.
     
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    Smart mother fuckers. Good thinking going at night when the Sun isn't burning.
     
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    well it is winter time
     
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    Howard Stern invented landing a man on the Sun.:mad:
     
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    ...to the sun and back in just one day and we dont even have high speed rail. north korea, how do dey do dat?
     
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    They're extraordinary over there.

    I heard the last Dear Leader shot like 14 holes-in-one his first time out golfing.
     
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    He also never urinated or defecated, according to his biography. So Beth and Kim Jong Il had things in common.
     
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    Cpt. Ricebowl: "you get sun specs!"
     
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    :snicker:
     
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    it's a shame we allow this bizzarro country to exist.

    the suffering that family has caused is demonic.

    but china uses them to keep us off their asses

    clever those chinese
     
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    Please! Please! Was it Dennis Rodman??
     
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    I can't belive they beat is to the sun!

    This just shows that obama has let this country go to shit

    We need to be the first to land a man on a Black Hole now
     
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    God dammit you took the words right out of my mouth! Only difference is I would've added a "Hoo Hoo" and "Tell Em' Fred" to it.
     
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    Also I heard he drove the ball 300 yards on his first try.
     
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    [video=youtube;zE86lLz7Iss]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE86lLz7Iss[/video]

    They also pretended to win the World Cup. :snicker:
     
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    "Returns home later this evening" :cwl:

    I can't stop laughing over this. It's really like 1984 over there.