News North Korea executes defense chief with an anti-aircraft gun

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  1. XXXXX

    XXXXX Well-Known Member

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    Those wacky North Koreans sure come up with creative ways of execution...

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/05/13/us-northkorea-purge-idUSKBN0NY01J20150513

    North Korea has executed its defense chief on treason charges by putting him in front of an anti-aircraft gun at a firing range, Seoul's National Intelligence Service (NIS) told lawmakers.

    Hyon Yong Chol, 66, who headed the isolated country's military, was purged late last month for disobeying Kim Jong Un and falling asleep during a meeting at which North Korea's young leader was present, according to South Korean lawmakers briefed in a closed-door meeting with the spy agency on Wednesday.

    His execution, the latest of a series of high-level purges since Kim took power in 2011, was watched by hundreds of people, they said.

    It was not clear how the NIS received the information and it is not possible to independently verify such reports from within secretive North Korea.

    Hyon, last known to have spoken publicly at a security conference in Moscow in April, was said to have shown disrespect to Kim by dozing off at a military event, the Seoul lawmakers said, citing the agency briefing
     
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    North Korea should just turn on this child idiot Kim and save themselves and their country. Easier said than done obviously, but man, they have been suffering under that regime for ages. Now you have some moronic child running the country more into the ground.
     
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    Based on the shit that Kim Jong Il had done prior, this still seems a little more saner.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    It's a shame these people, especially the children, suffer so much. Freedom vs Tyranny.


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  5. Head Censor

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    Damn, when is North Korea going to get on WorldStar?

    That's some shit I would have liked to have seen.
     
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    Wow, would you look at how little North Korea is contributing to global warming? Why can't we be more like them?
     
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    Fucking hipster douche bag.
     
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    Careful what you say in this thread. The Internet has North Korean eyes:

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    BTW: Kim Jong Un totally rocks!
     
  10. wife is a whore

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    Fuck em. The worse it is in North Korea, the more massage parlor whores we get in the States.
     
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    This is how Howard should have handled Artie when he fell asleep the first time. Think about it...
     
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    Smartest man on the internet.
    If you end up running for President you have my vote.
     
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    Things must be getting worse over there.
    It seems like the parlors are springing up 5 at a time every week in San Diego.
    Not just in the seedy areas. It's gone mainstream in almost every neighborhood regardless of income level, race, religion, etc.
    Most every sizable strip mall has one.

    How is it looking in your neck of the woods?
     
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    They are advertising like crazy on BackPage. Plenty of em in North Jersey, Central Jersey and Atlantic City. Most don't do full service, but the ones in AC do. There was one about 20 minutes away from me that was full service and always busy. It was right across the street from a school, so I have no idea how it lasted as long as it did. It has been gone for 8-10yrs, but was operating for 3-5yrs. Some others opened up in neighboring towns to "replace" it, but I never heard anything good about them. General rule of thumb is if they don't do table showers then they don't do happy endings.

    I think the proliferation could be because of the dwindling quality of BackPage/Craigslist hookers. So much Bait & Switch along with Cash & Dash junkies and Incall Stings. Happy Ending Massage is pretty damn safe. Yer not going to get ripped off, and if the cops were to barge in while you are in there, unless they catch the whore w/ yer pecker inside her, just keep yer mouth shut and say yer back/neck is all jacked up from falling asleep on the couch.

    When the backers see one joint doing good biddness in an area, and they can only have X # of whores working in that location, they take a top whore outta there and back her in her own joint. Her regulars will migrate there, and be the base, while the established joint gets some fresh meat.
     
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    What must that do to a human body? He must have exploded like a potato in the microwave.
     
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    It's shocking someone close to him hasn't killed him yet. I look at it this way - you know you'll probably executed for something, why not go down by killing him? Sure, you'll probably die too - but to be forever known as the one who took down this asshole is pretty cool.

    The way I'd like to see it happen is a good old fashioned coup, where they end up killing him by AA fire.
     
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    Part of the bigger issue is the people that surround him are wealthy and have a high standard of living... so they know that the angry mob may come for them if not for the fear.

    All it takes it one to crack to that.

    Bottom line is that had the Chinese wanted this nut bag out he would be .... BUT what the fuck do you do with 25 million newly freed gooks?

    South Korea doesn't want that drain on the economy and neither does China.
     
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    I actually support this kind of thing. I am all for making executions more entertaining. I would really like to see death by piranha!
     
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    I don't understand how Kim is still alive. Didn't the kid have his uncle executed for some sort of bullshit? I just can't believe the military willingly follows him. A coup should have happened long ago. What are they afraid of?