Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Jul 30, 2012.
North Korea is tied for 3rd in gold medals.
The mighty Britain has ZERO.
If their athletes fail, they get executed.
Hmmmmm.....if they lose they die.....if they win.....they get to go back to North Korea.
Now there's a Sophie's Choice if there ever was one.
Come rast you ruse your rife!
Golf becomes an Olympic sport for the first time since 1904 in 2016.
Dear Leader recorded 11 holes in one in his first ever round of golf.
Coincidence? I think not.
damnit. beat me to it.
Hey. In Canada, we had to host three Olympics before we won our first gold medal IN Canada.
At least we put 1976 and 1988 behind us by winning 2010 in Vancouver.
Anyways...we'll be lucky to get more than one or two gold medals this Olympics I fear.
What events have they won gold in - starving and mind-control?
I don't think we'll be see any Koreans medaling in the high jump or other events of note.
Edit: I just looked and one of the golds was in men's 56kg. weightlifting. At 56kg., you're not even a man. You're just some yoked up midget. It's like a real olympic event, only smaller.