News North Korea launches missile from submarine, South Korea says

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    (CNN)North Korea fired what is believed to be a submarine-launched ballistic missile off the east coast of the Korean peninsula, the South Korean Joint Chiefs of Staff said Saturday.

    The missile was fired at 6:30 p.m. Saturday (5:30 a.m. ET), South Korean officials said, and appears to have flown about 30 km (about 19 miles) -- well short of the 300 km (roughly 186 miles) that would be considered a successful test.
    North Korean state news agency KCNA claimed the launch was successful, and said North Korean leader Kim Jong Un "guided on the spot the underwater test-fire of strategic submarine ballistic missile."

    http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/23/asia/north-korea-launches-missile-from-submarine/
     
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    sauce on side
    (19miles on side)
     
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    shiv, your ugly wife ever hooked?
     
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    Everytime a launch is unsuccessful his dogs get to eat some Korean
     
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    I didnt think a rice diet made you that fat
     
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    What do you think of that haircut?
     
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    Do you think he gets laid a lot?
     
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    hey shiv
    when was the last time your ugly wife hooked?
     
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    Oh yeah, he has absolute power, hes like a God. He can have anything he wants.
     
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    One day that guy is gonna find someone that can make his missiles fly. I think Obama has his fingers crossed that day will come after his term is up.
     
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    That haircut is like Gary Oldman in "Dracula"..
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    People in North Korea have to have thumb drives smuggled in with TV shows to enjoy American television.
     
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