WTF North Korea submarine is missing

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I'm shocked they actually have a submarine that works. Probably WW2 Vintage.
     
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    Is this like The Hunt for the Red October like scenario? What would you call it?
     
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    The screendoor technology they stole from the Polocks must not have worked out.
     
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    Where's Dennis Rodman when you really need him?
     
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    Maybe it doesn't. Volunteer for North Korean submarine service or get shot might be the way they crew them
     
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    Hard to believe that the North Koreans don't build a quality submarine.
    I hope that it washes up on one of Howard's beaches glowing from radiation.
     
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    We will be blamed.
     
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    They didnt steal it. The Polocks secretly sold it to them. Clever anti-communists that they are, :)
     
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    Sum ting wong.....
     
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    I think you missed the point.

    It doesn't work.
     
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    The DPRK's attack submarine inventory is estimated to include 4 former Soviet Whiskey class submarine, 22 Chinese ROMEO Class submarines, and DPRK-built ROMEO Class submarines. The WHISKEYs, acquired in the 1960s, can carry 12 torpedoes or 24 mines. Shortly after delivering four ROMEOs in the early 1970s, China helped the DPRK start its own ROMEO construction program. The ROMEOs are well equipped, have an improved sonar, and can carry 14 torpedoes or 28 mines.


    I bet our subs can track these guys by listening with a glass against a hull. What a joke.
     
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    Was it full of semen?
     
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    everything was fine until they submerged and the holes for the oars let all the water in.

    they are good at flying to the sun but water stuff is a bit out of their league!
     
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    Wonder if it'll be another Kursk situation with the Russians where we offer our help (cause we invented the fucking submarine) and they refuse out of national pride.
     
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