North Korea Warns US of 'Disastrous Final Doom'

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  1. Limo Wreck

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    North Korea's National Defense Commission took to the airwaves today to threaten the United States with the "most disastrous final doom on its mainland," warning that "the time of the nightmare" is near.

    The United States has "gone mad," a North Korean State Television newsreader said, boasting of North Korea’s superior cyber and nuclear warfare and adding that North Korea "has neither the need nor the willingness to sit at the negotiating table with the U.S. any longer."

    The broadcast continued: "It is our firm resolution to counteract through our own nuclear strikes [if the United States] provokes a nuclear war [against North Korea), and bring the U.S. to an early demise with our own pre-eminent cyberwarfare if the U.S. tries to bring us down through a cyberattack.

    "The U.S. had better know clearly that our means in ground, naval, underwater, air and cyberwarfare, including nuclear strike capability, which are miniaturized, precise and diversified, will be used by our people and army who display the strongest mental power and indomitable ideology and Juche-oriented [self-reliance] strategy and tactics and unique war methods are unprecedented in the human history of wars, which the gangster-like U.S. imperialists can never think of or imitate."

    https://gma.yahoo.com/north-korea-warns-us-disastrous-final-doom-123255637--abc-news-topstories.html

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    Ok...this gives me major anxiety
     
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    What are they going to do, put pee-pee in our Coke?
     
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    you have a better chance of being killed by Tigger and Piglet
    than NK
     
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    Mmmmm.. Yeah, somehow I'm not all that afraid of the Goo's ..
     
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    Idk- do we really know what they're capable of??
     
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    yes we do..... think of a kite with a fire cracker
     
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    I was gonna say bottle rocket.
     
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    final doom? not the kimchee!
     
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    a sparkler would have also been an acceptable answer
     
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    I'm not scared of North Korea. I'm scared of north koreas allies, specifically the covert ones.
     
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    Consequences will never be the same!
     
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    Do you realy think you can hang with em?
     
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    Thats ok, obama will draw another line in the sand. That sure put the fear of god in Syria....oh wait ....
     
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    Relax. This is on a two year rotation. Same old, same old.
     
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    Wasn't disastrous, though a bit disappointing
     
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