North Korean Army Minister Executed by Mortar Shell

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, Oct 26, 2012.

  1. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    135,924
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    57,693
    Likes Received:
    17,008
    The son has style: he had the guy blown up. They can't find any body parts to bury.

    Reports say army vice minister, Kim Chol was blown up after the tubby dictator heard he had been drinking merrily.

    The Communist Party chief ordered to leave "no trace of him behind, down to the hair," the Daily Telegraph said.

    Experts believe that Mr Kim, who took over from his father Kim Jong-il, has purged 14 senior officials in a bid to maintain power in the starving nation.

    A source told the Chosun Ilbo newspaper: "When Kim Jong-un became North Korean leader following the mourning period for his father in late December, high-ranking military officers started disappearing."
    The source added: "From information compiled over the last month, we have concluded that dozens of military officers were purged."
    A 100 day period of mourning was imposed after Kim Jong-il's death in December last year.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...my-minister-executed-with-a-mortar-shell.html
     
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    540,639
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,489
    Likes Received:
    90,775
    Good.
     
  3. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

    Reputations:
    324
    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2011
    Messages:
    63,474
    Likes Received:
    8
    south korea is gonna suck so hard when they have to merge with north korea
     
  4. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

    Reputations:
    203,173
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    27,686
    Likes Received:
    13,061
    Whoops
     
  5. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    195,279
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    73,290
    Likes Received:
    23,481
    where is Dawg with a Live Leak video when you want one?
     
  6. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    238,589
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    33,079
    Likes Received:
    23,614
    Seriously... unfortunately I think N. Korea is still using Betamax technology.
     
  7. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    3,109
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    11,607
    Likes Received:
    830
    Ya! Now that is a video I want to see! :cheer:
     
  8. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

    Reputations:
    324
    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2011
    Messages:
    63,474
    Likes Received:
    8
    kind of surprised they had a mortar shell to spare
     
  9. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker VIP

    Reputations:
    120,187
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,073
    Likes Received:
    23,417
    now that's power.

    he answers to nobody.

    i can think of a couple people i'd like mortar. maybe 3.
     
  10. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

    Reputations:
    110,502
    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2011
    Messages:
    41,060
    Likes Received:
    5,159
    you serious. they don't even have that shit yet
     
  11. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

    Reputations:
    110,502
    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2011
    Messages:
    41,060
    Likes Received:
    5,159
    This. they must of sent china prisoners to china for some ordnance
     
  12. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    19,629
    Likes Received:
    3
    That would actually be a pretty good way to go...one second you exist, a microsecond later you don't.
     
  13. mattyfishrip197

    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    12,892
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    16,093
    Likes Received:
    409
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

    Reputations:
    449,616
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    74,986
    Likes Received:
    29,486
    OMG, this news is so old. :c
     
  15. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    238,589
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    33,079
    Likes Received:
    23,614
    Dunno... they it was a pre-marked spot on the ground where they had a pin-point on the landing zone.

    This leads me to think they either had the poor bastard tied to a pole in that general area, or the mortar round hit him directly in the shoulder or some shit. There's no way the guy was just standing on "X marks the spot."

    Either way... if you want to disintegrate someone, you always call Boba Fett.
     
  16. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

    Reputations:
    83,067
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    31,925
    Likes Received:
    3,812
    could you imagine hearing the mortar fire from a distance then the whistle
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

    Reputations:
    449,616
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    74,986
    Likes Received:
    29,486
    I think they tied the guy down.

    Like someone is going to just stand there.
     
  18. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

    Reputations:
    110,502
    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2011
    Messages:
    41,060
    Likes Received:
    5,159
    They don't have the ordnance to practice rounds for that. They self det with it strapped to the bastards neck
     
  19. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    238,589
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    33,079
    Likes Received:
    23,614
    Apparently they're very disciplined.
     
  20. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

    Reputations:
    110,502
    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2011
    Messages:
    41,060
    Likes Received:
    5,159
    you really think they fired from a distance. They didn't fire it at all :pie: