North Korean Army Minister Executed by Mortar Shell

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  1. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan Banned VIP Gold

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    The son has style: he had the guy blown up. They can't find any body parts to bury.

    Reports say army vice minister, Kim Chol was blown up after the tubby dictator heard he had been drinking merrily.

    The Communist Party chief ordered to leave "no trace of him behind, down to the hair," the Daily Telegraph said.

    Experts believe that Mr Kim, who took over from his father Kim Jong-il, has purged 14 senior officials in a bid to maintain power in the starving nation.

    A source told the Chosun Ilbo newspaper: "When Kim Jong-un became North Korean leader following the mourning period for his father in late December, high-ranking military officers started disappearing."
    The source added: "From information compiled over the last month, we have concluded that dozens of military officers were purged."
    A 100 day period of mourning was imposed after Kim Jong-il's death in December last year.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...my-minister-executed-with-a-mortar-shell.html
     
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Good.
     
  3. MatthewT

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    south korea is gonna suck so hard when they have to merge with north korea
     
  4. Cheri

    Cheri Legend VIP

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    Whoops
     
  5. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    where is Dawg with a Live Leak video when you want one?
     
  6. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Seriously... unfortunately I think N. Korea is still using Betamax technology.
     
  7. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ya! Now that is a video I want to see! :cheer:
     
  8. MatthewT

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    kind of surprised they had a mortar shell to spare
     
  9. sstressed

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    now that's power.

    he answers to nobody.

    i can think of a couple people i'd like mortar. maybe 3.
     
  10. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    you serious. they don't even have that shit yet
     
  11. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    This. they must of sent china prisoners to china for some ordnance
     
  12. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    That would actually be a pretty good way to go...one second you exist, a microsecond later you don't.
     
  13. mattyfishrip197

    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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  14. Daveindiego

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    OMG, this news is so old. :c
     
  15. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Dunno... they it was a pre-marked spot on the ground where they had a pin-point on the landing zone.

    This leads me to think they either had the poor bastard tied to a pole in that general area, or the mortar round hit him directly in the shoulder or some shit. There's no way the guy was just standing on "X marks the spot."

    Either way... if you want to disintegrate someone, you always call Boba Fett.
     
  16. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    could you imagine hearing the mortar fire from a distance then the whistle
     
  17. Daveindiego

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    I think they tied the guy down.

    Like someone is going to just stand there.
     
  18. BearShit

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    They don't have the ordnance to practice rounds for that. They self det with it strapped to the bastards neck
     
  19. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Apparently they're very disciplined.
     
  20. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    you really think they fired from a distance. They didn't fire it at all :pie: