News North Korean troops ordered onto war footing by Kim Jong-un

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  1. dawg

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    on March 7, 2000, Gen. Thomas A Schwartz, the US commander in Korea at the time, testified at a US congressional hearing that

    “North Korea is the country most likely to involve the United States in a large-scale war.”
     
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    Little Kim is always threatening South Korea but he has a great life as dictator. It's good being king. He'll go just so far. He gets hot chicks in North Korea. He doesn't want to end that gravy train.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I'm not so sure. He executes someone of significance three or four times per year. Even the worst dictators don't get away with that for too long. Sooner or later, the next guy to be executed fights back.

    And what I mean from that is that Kim is not playing with a full deck. I believe he just killed his "vice president" a few weeks ago.
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    I have a dog in the fight.I love the South Korean whores.
     
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    You're saying I shouldn't buy that Hyundai then?
     
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    So WTF are all those army officers keeping inside those giant fucking hats?
     
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    there's a joke in there about that dog being eaten

    it's too easy to make so i'll just point out that it is there
     
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    His army is full of tiny barely nourished idiots. A war would expose him for the fraud he is, even he knows this.

    Executing his close associates is a sign of weakness and fear.
     
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    The whole of North Korea would like nothing better than to be defeated by the US, turned into a democracy, and be reunited with the South.
     
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    Fuck that - Let Canada and the UK take care of some shit for a change.
     
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    What's pissing him off is that the South is blaring propaganda messages over the border around the clock.
    It's kind of like if you had an asshole neighbor blasting Stern show replays at your backyard all the time.
    How long before you were ready for blood ?
     
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    A life marked by persistent, unending hunger is reflected in the bodies of North Korea's people. In April this year, the North Korean military lowered its minimum height requirement to 4 feet 7 inches, just slightly taller than the average South Korean fourth-grade student.
     
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    Any word from Ambassador Rodman on these developments?
     
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    Short, Fat and Doofy aint doing shit.
     
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    Must be time to bring in the crops again.
     
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