"Not Allowed To Do That Here"

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  1. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    Was listening to replay today from yesterdays show and noticed Howard said they're not allowed to have Benji have a man stick fingers in his ass in the studio. Not that I would ever want to see anything like that but it made me think. Is nudity not allowed in studio anymore? It was never a problem in the past. It can't be a gay thing because George takei groped a guy during his "bachelor" party. Is it because Penetration isn't allowed in studio? I remember the sex machine girls putting the toys inside them.. I think. What rules changes there?
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Correct. This changed a couple of years ago. No more penetration in the studio. Unless it is after hours with Ralph.
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    No penetration.
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Gary can still get squirted though
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Richard penetrated Siobhan.

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    ‚Äč*Not to be used as masturbation material*
     
  6. Morrisb

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    It's just an excuse to get out of a lame bit. Howard is all for male-on-male action. :coffee:
     
  7. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    The Beth rules. "No more celebrity bashing, nudity, or sexual stuff, Howard! I want us to be invited to celebrity parties! You hear me."
     
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    NyMarkNy VIP Extreme Gold

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    But I thought gay acts were totally normal and if you were a straight male that didnt want to get fucked by a dude you were an intolerant nazi? I wonder why gay acts are always used as acts of punishment or humiliation by the wigged, enlightened bitch.
     
  9. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Bubba Rule
     
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    Robin took Sal and Richard's temperature anally and she had to come into the studio to do so. Last of a dying breed, indeed.
     
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    They're afraid of losing classy sponsors like Squatty Potty.
     
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    Penetration was allowed in the early days, but no more.
     
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    From the guy who let his wife bang Hogan. :jj:
     
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    Let's take a step back and ask ourselves -- who cares, because the bit just isn't funny anyway, and the bits haven't been funny for years unless its something accidental and spontaneous that howard then tries to take credit for. Makes you wonder what a monumental waste of time the last 5 years of "writing meetings" have been when I can't remember one funny bit or premise to come out of it. Seriously, what's ONE funny thing in the last few years that the current braintrust has produced?

    The show is so far past jumping the shark that the sharks are now jumping the hoops.
     
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    Yes--it's a "rule" just like Artie being banned from Sirius. The lack of show quality is also a rule dictated by SIRIUS. All content has been banned from the studio.

    How's that Kool-Aid taste? OH YEAH.