Not Florida: "Man, 59, Arrested for Wearing Clear Plastic Wrap Swim Shorts to the Beach: Cops"

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  1. Austinchota

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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-59-arrested-wearing-clear-140716233.html

    A New Jersey man was arrested last week after cops say he sunned himself on a beach in nothing but homemade bikini shorts fashioned out of plastic wrap.

    Beach Haven police say Stephen Wojciehowski, 59, spent two days on Long Beach Island wearing the revealing swimwear that "clearly exposed" his genitals to beachgoers, according to a police statement.

    Wojciehowski was arrested following an investigation based on information provided by several eyewitnesses.

    "The facts developed as a result of the investigation led to arrest and subsequent charge of Lewdness," according to the police statement.

    He was released pending a future court appearance.

    Police did not provide a possible explanation for Wojciehowski's strange choice of outfit, but several commenters on the Beach Haven Police Department Facebook page had a theory or two.

    The consensus? The suspect just wanted to avoid any tan lines.
     
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    He could have used the colored kind that you make Easter baskets with
     
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    ...and stick a little green grass for pubic hair
     
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    Admit it, it turned you on a little bit.
     
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    He was then brought to a psychiatrist for evaluation.
    The psych replied: "I can clearly see this man's nuts".
     
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    squished dicks and balls are very sexy, so of course
     
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    You left out sweaty. That saran wrap holds in the heat.
     
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    Shweddy Balls

     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    He had Wildwood!
     
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    TWO DAYS?
     
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    Was just reminded of a Jackass bit where the fat dude is in a Saran wrap suit on a treadmill and one of the guys has to drink the sweat generated by his efforts.

     
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    uggh
    Back in high school, I was a wrestler and not a very good one. There were two other guys my weight so the coach made me wear plastic pants and shirt during practice and at home to sweat off the pounds. It worked but i was still a crappy wrestler.
     
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    Detective Wojo did that? [​IMG]


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    Whats wrong with that?
     
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    so how long will Dave have to be in jail for this?
     
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