Not Getting Blowjobs? Maybe Your Junk Stinks. There's a New Product.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by TripTo My Taint, Dec 10, 2013.

  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Daveindiego, do these work?


    Orally-dissolvable gel strips that not only pack a huge burst of flavor, but also improve your bedroom experience by enhancing the act of fellatio and concealing the taste of semen. Consider it the spark to ignite your sexual fire.

    They even give instructions for use:

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    http://yourmasque.com/?gclid=CPPXmaLWprsCFaTm7Aodg1QA8A
     
  2. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    You'd have to ask the Elementary school children across the street from where he lives if you really want an answer to that question ....
     
  3. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    I thought they were these:

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  4. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Those don't cost $3.33 each though...
     
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  6. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Tigger, notice how this product doesn't address the core issue -smelly balls- and leaves the fix up to the woman?

    "Oh, so you don't like how my dick tastes? What's your plan? (That doesn't involve me washing myself.)"
     
  7. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Dave would be the giver, especially with that fucking hair!
     
  8. Popeye Saavedra

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    Someone tell Brules about this.
     
  9. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i usually just give em a clothespin for their nose...:dontknow:
     
  10. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Actually I did. It is pretty grandiose to think that once the woman realizes what awaits her that she will willingly follow through
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    thats why we smell the panties first.
     
  12. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Or the finger test.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I love how the solution isn't "wash your dick" :jj:
     
  14. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Such entitlement!
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    not an option for this crowd [​IMG]
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm going to invent something that gets to the root of the problem. It will be little disposable sheets of paper that smell like linen or fresh rain and you can tuck them under your man parts. They will also be $9.99 for three. They will be like dryer sheets. In fact, they will be dryer sheets except I will package them for a sex-ay site and be able to charge more.
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Oops! Oops! I spilled that hot coffee!
     
  19. Popeye Saavedra

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    It's a man's world.