Not playing,Guys that walk in nature or Guys that work out get in here ASAP please!!!

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I woke up this morning and my penis is on fire :sad: I'm not joking. Do I have jock itch and what should I do to treat this?? i went walking last night in the metroparks with the BFF and we stayed on the trail the whole tme but I had some moth balls around my butt area when I got home. I was wearing my Adidas track pants . I was working out and doing my insanity workout erliar in the day and was sweating alot but it was not that bad And I was going commando the whole time. guys whats going on please help :sad:





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  2. Phil McKrakin

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    POP OFF THREAD!!! Oh, wait... :nocheer:
     
  3. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Please clarify: does your penis hurt when urinating or all the time?
     
  4. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    NO and I have not had sex since like late July I think.but the penis area is on fire!!!! Dude this sucks . Is it safe for me to work out today I kind of have too. :sad:
     
  5. zingger

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    You got crotch rot, cool ass brother.
     
  6. Dave

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    Sounds like it. I get jock itch sometimes in the summer because it's so hot in the shop I literally sweat the whole day.

    I use this Lotrimin spray and it feels better immediately and is gone in a few days.

    It's the one with the arrows pointing to the crothchal region :)

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  8. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS 2010 OG VIP

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    God is punishing you
     
  9. Super Mario

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    2 questions . is there A Dollar General version of this and can I work out after I apply the treatment??
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

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    I get that all he time...
     
  11. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    If the pain is while you're urinating, it's probably some type of STD, but you said it doesn't. If the pain isn't while you urinate, but in the head of your penis, it could be Epididymitis, which is a bacterial infection that can be relieved with antibiotics.

    If the pain is all over your penis, first, I've never experienced that, so my guess is it's probably jock itch.
     
  12. JumboWop

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    Anti-bacterial soap?
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Oh yeah, it could also be a urinary tract infection.

    go to your primary care physician or a urologist if you don't need to see your pcp first.
     
  14. garypagetwo

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    stay strong mario that sounds like hell
     
  15. MrWarmth

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    He doesn't have insurance, remember? That doctor visit is gonna cost him puh lenty. If they even accept him. No insuree no checky pee pee.
     
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    Uh. What?
     
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    Hold on. Moth balls by your butt area?
     
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    Okay now two of us want to know.
     
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    The ass expert has just arrived
     
  20. Super Mario

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    Its all over my penis area under the ball sack and everything Im screaming right now and my mom saying im gonna wake up my dad.