Not playing,Guys that walk in nature or Guys that work out get in here ASAP please!!!

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I woke up this morning and my penis is on fire :sad: I'm not joking. Do I have jock itch and what should I do to treat this?? i went walking last night in the metroparks with the BFF and we stayed on the trail the whole tme but I had some moth balls around my butt area when I got home. I was wearing my Adidas track pants . I was working out and doing my insanity workout erliar in the day and was sweating alot but it was not that bad And I was going commando the whole time. guys whats going on please help :sad:





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  2. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    POP OFF THREAD!!! Oh, wait... :nocheer:
     
  3. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Please clarify: does your penis hurt when urinating or all the time?
     
  4. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    NO and I have not had sex since like late July I think.but the penis area is on fire!!!! Dude this sucks . Is it safe for me to work out today I kind of have too. :sad:
     
  5. zingger

    zingger Who's next? Gold

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    You got crotch rot, cool ass brother.
     
  6. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like it. I get jock itch sometimes in the summer because it's so hot in the shop I literally sweat the whole day.

    I use this Lotrimin spray and it feels better immediately and is gone in a few days.

    It's the one with the arrows pointing to the crothchal region :)

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  7. face palm

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  8. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth 1926-2017 GOD REST HIS SOUL Gold

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    God is punishing you
     
  9. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    2 questions . is there A Dollar General version of this and can I work out after I apply the treatment??
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I get that all he time...
     
  11. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    If the pain is while you're urinating, it's probably some type of STD, but you said it doesn't. If the pain isn't while you urinate, but in the head of your penis, it could be Epididymitis, which is a bacterial infection that can be relieved with antibiotics.

    If the pain is all over your penis, first, I've never experienced that, so my guess is it's probably jock itch.
     
  12. JumboWop

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    Anti-bacterial soap?
     
  13. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Oh yeah, it could also be a urinary tract infection.

    go to your primary care physician or a urologist if you don't need to see your pcp first.
     
  14. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun

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    stay strong mario that sounds like hell
     
  15. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth 1926-2017 GOD REST HIS SOUL Gold

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    He doesn't have insurance, remember? That doctor visit is gonna cost him puh lenty. If they even accept him. No insuree no checky pee pee.
     
  16. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Uh. What?
     
  17. Boss Ono

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    Hold on. Moth balls by your butt area?
     
  18. Boss Ono

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    Okay now two of us want to know.
     
  19. MrWarmth

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    The ass expert has just arrived
     
  20. Super Mario

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    Its all over my penis area under the ball sack and everything Im screaming right now and my mom saying im gonna wake up my dad.