News Not Satire: Providence police officer arrested for breaking and entering to steal coupons

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    PROVIDENCE, RI- Jesse Ferrell, a 19- year veteran of the Providence Police Department was arraigned Friday evening at his own police station, after he was charged with Breaking and Entering and Larceny Friday morning.

    Ferrell, 49, was arrested for reportedly breaking into Distribution Services of RI, located at 135 Harris Ave, to steal coupons and other cut-outs from the Providence Journal newspaper. The business is an independent contractor for home delivery of the newspaper.

    The investigation follows a complaint filed by Distribution Services of Rhode Island two weeks prior.

    Officer Ferrell is suspended without pay, and has been released on $10,000 personal recognizance. The investigation is ongoing.

    http://www.abc6.com/story/31795589/...harged-with-breaking-and-entering-and-larceny
     
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    19 years of service and he's stealing coupons. :facepalm:
     
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    Coupons bro :jj:
     
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    no its satire
     
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    but it sure is funny as fuck
     
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    There are some crazy coupon people out there.
     
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    Coupons. :lmao:
     
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    Yeah, i had to share this when i saw it on google :jj:

    I wonder what he was trying to save money on? :spit:
     
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    dawgshed gold??
     
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    Maybe, when does your expire, gar?
     
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    It doesn't.
     
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    Donuts.
     
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    To me, it invites a ton of interesting questions.
     
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    Page style. Hacked the shed VIP system :cool:
     
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    "My family is dying and you talking about COUPONS!?"

     
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    It makes you wonder, if he had no problem with b&e for coupons, who knows what else he may have had no problem with?? I'm sure this isn't his first time.
     
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    Loved the reporter. "The officer was arrested in a 'sting'." That's what we need more of....coupon stings.
     
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