Not Show Related... Yet (Attn. Retards Inside)

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BrerJimmy, Jun 29, 2012.

  1. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    BTW... How many beers before you'd seriously start considering the pregnant mongoloid?

    (Hint... The answer is probably way less than you'd think.)
     
  3. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I saw "Retards Inside" on the title- expected a Beth thread.
     
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    Let's get downs and grill some aspergers!!!
     
  5. JohnnyAqua

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    My God I smell a hit
     
  6. pontius pilot

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    holy shit! after giving it a watch, i found out that it's next to impossible to masturbate whilst reading subtitles.



    i'll go back and give it another try.
     
  7. jake206

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    A good friend of mine worked as a self-described "tard wrangler" at a large facility for developmentally disabled (read: retards) people. The tards live there full-time because their families dropped them off like it's an animal shelter. Anyway, my buddy worked there while he was in college for a couple of years, and one of the primary concerns of the staff was to make sure that the mongos weren't having sex..if you turned your back for a second on a guy/woman pair, often times they'd start fucking...all the time.
     
  8. pontius pilot

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    in east asia, they refer to down syndrome sufferers as 'Caucasoids'.



    true story.
     
  9. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    When you use the phrase "tard wrangler", I imagine the dinosaur handlers from Jurassic Park with cattle prods and neck restraints.

    Can you imagine how sloppy a Down's Syndrome blowjob would be? What took Sasha Grey years of abuse to perfect comes so naturally to them.
     
  10. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    The retards fucking and constantly beating off is a reality. I too have a friend that did that kind of work and he couldn't take it after about 2 years. The parents would toss their offspring aside to the state and would never acknowledge them until they got their check from the state every month which the parents would rip off their own retarded kids.