not the official breakfast thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gilaet, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    I was taking a long morning shit.
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    This is not official. :grad:
     
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    I've never understood what takes some people so long to shit. I'm in and out in less than 5 minutes.
     
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    You mostly in there contemplating.
     
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    This night shift stuff is for the birds huh?
     
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    Interesting. Taking a cell phone in there has to beat the hell out of reading the newspaper in there.
     
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    easiest shift ever
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    That's the one place I'll never take a phone.
     
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    That's true but fuck, my mind and body are starting to turn on me.
     
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    It works even better if there's porn on the phone.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Sometimes you just gotta sit down for a while.
     
  17. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I can't dook with a bonner. Bonner.
     
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    Is this a staff meetin or somethin?
     
  19. gilaet

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    We're following you.
     
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