Noth Korea's Howard Stern, Kim Jong Un dying?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    CNN) -- North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un hasn't been seen at a public event for three weeks, including a prominent state meeting, which he has attended every year since coming to power in late 2011.

    On Thursday, Kim was conspicuously absent from the Supreme People's Assembly, which is North Korea's parliament attended by officials of the party, military and various national organizations. A prominent seat remained empty on stage surrounded by North Korea's top brass.
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    He's around.
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Battling the hep C he caught from Rodman.
     
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    One story says intelligence reports say he's simply got Gout, if I recall.
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Translation: Multiple STDs
     
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    i am going to go with this
     
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    He was probably out playing a round of golf where he shot 18 consecutive hole in ones.

     
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    Too Beaucoup...words you will never hear uttered by Kim Jong Un.
     
  9. rhoads80

    rhoads80 EVangeLIst

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    Come to think of it he'll probably end up getting poisoned

    He seems pretty dumb. I don't think he has the grip his dad and grandpa had. He's too young.

    This is our ambassador. I love this video :jj:

     
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    Paranoia always hit the Dictators they don't trust anyone even family members that
    later start to execute.. is like a sickness he's just probably isolated
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Eh. It's good to be king
     
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    "God don't want me yet, man.... I got more goats to fuck"
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    But can he hit a three hundred yard drive?
     
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    if this is true, someone prolly poisoned him at the Psy look alike contests he frequents.
     
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    Someone finally gave him a mirror, and he realized how douchey his haircut was...
     
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    When did Rosie O'Donnell get her hair cut?
     
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