Nothing like a giant sobbing dump first thing in the morning to get the ball rolling

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Apr 16, 2012.

  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Fact.
     
  2. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Christ
     
  3. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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  4. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    I know. :facepalm:
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Sobbing?

    Sounds like a lot of wiping.
     
  6. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Wait till Kanye hears about this :nooo:
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    :hole:
     
  8. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    any blood in your stoole. its good for the lubing
     
  9. SeXtion 8

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  10. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    sounds gross
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    It's a necessary purging.
     
  12. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :jj:
     
  13. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    yeah mine was pretty huge
    felt 50 lbs lighter afterward
     
  14. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    Either your balls hang like Jim Florentine's or you have some massive dumps to get your balls rolling in the morning. :c
     
  15. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    You know it was a top quality dump when your pants fit better afterwards.
     
  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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  17. banksy

    banksy Doritos housing hillbilly VIP

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    is this a dumpicide investigation?
     
  18. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I want to examine & rank it.
     
  19. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    He wants to check it for signs of prostate cancer.
     
  20. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    Whenever I have a shit like that I always wonder how in hell anyone could get sexual enjoyment out of that feeling of the asshole being stretched open so wide :hole: