Novel use for foreskin

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Man uses foreskin to smuggle heroin from China to Tibet: news reports
    BY David Harding
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Sunday, May 10, 2015, 9:46 AM

    A man allegedly has been caught smuggling heroin in his foreskin.

    The man was travelling by train from China to Tibet, reports the Telegraph.

    Officers carrying out routine checks on passengers travelling from Beijing to Lhasa decided the man was behaving strangely and asked him to take a urine test.

    It showed up traces of morphine, but after searching his clothes, officers found no drugs.

    He was then interrogated and told the cops that he was carrying a small plastic wrap of heroin, containing one-tenth of a gram, in the eye-wateringly novel place.

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    The debate over circumcision has a new angle after a man was caught trying to smuggle heroin in his foreskin while on a train from Beijing.
     
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  2. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    But you boil that stuff so that will kill any dick germs he had, right Robin?
     
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  4. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    I put mine around my wallet to keep it from sliding out of my pocket.
     
  5. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Howie likes dick germs!
     
  6. Carlos Danger

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    It's good for storing M&Ms, too.
     
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  7. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    Oogah. You don't say?

    You may be getting a call from Gary Dell'Abate in the not too distant future. Have you ever been on a satellite radio show before?
     
  8. HorseFanNetwork

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  9. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    They used to used leftover circumcision foreskin to repair eyelids.
    They had to stop because 75% of the patients wound up cockeyed.

    :c
     
  10. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    [​IMG]

    That joke was just awful, but I really enjoyed it :jj:
     
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  11. RONNIE THE CLAW

    RONNIE THE CLAW Well-Known Member

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    I always wondered why god gave us that extra skin...thanks to you now I know!
     
  12. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    The Jewish Mohels who circumcise kids have the best deal going- they sell the foreskins to gays for chewing gum.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Can you blame them for trying to make some extra money? It must be rough relying on tips.
     
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  14. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    This is how the Chinese play......."Whats in the pouch?"