Novel use for foreskin

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Man uses foreskin to smuggle heroin from China to Tibet: news reports
    BY David Harding
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Sunday, May 10, 2015, 9:46 AM

    A man allegedly has been caught smuggling heroin in his foreskin.

    The man was travelling by train from China to Tibet, reports the Telegraph.

    Officers carrying out routine checks on passengers travelling from Beijing to Lhasa decided the man was behaving strangely and asked him to take a urine test.

    It showed up traces of morphine, but after searching his clothes, officers found no drugs.

    He was then interrogated and told the cops that he was carrying a small plastic wrap of heroin, containing one-tenth of a gram, in the eye-wateringly novel place.

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    The debate over circumcision has a new angle after a man was caught trying to smuggle heroin in his foreskin while on a train from Beijing.
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    But you boil that stuff so that will kill any dick germs he had, right Robin?
     
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    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    I put mine around my wallet to keep it from sliding out of my pocket.
     
  5. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    Howie likes dick germs!
     
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    It's good for storing M&Ms, too.
     
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    Head Censor Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Oogah. You don't say?

    You may be getting a call from Gary Dell'Abate in the not too distant future. Have you ever been on a satellite radio show before?
     
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    They used to used leftover circumcision foreskin to repair eyelids.
    They had to stop because 75% of the patients wound up cockeyed.

    :c
     
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    [​IMG]

    That joke was just awful, but I really enjoyed it :jj:
     
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    I always wondered why god gave us that extra skin...thanks to you now I know!
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    The Jewish Mohels who circumcise kids have the best deal going- they sell the foreskins to gays for chewing gum.
     
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    Can you blame them for trying to make some extra money? It must be rough relying on tips.
     
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  14. Snotty

    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    This is how the Chinese play......."Whats in the pouch?"