Now I have a real problem

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Jun 6, 2013.

  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Just took my pup for a walk. Yes I know it's late, but I work late. I take him down the same street every night. Depending on when I finish work. Tonight was late. As we are coming back home. Some Hot "MILF" shouts out her door "Hey, that's a cute dog, he likes to run late, huh?" ...Me "Ah, ya, he's a late runner". WTF? 42 and single again, I have lost it. :facepalm:
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Yes. Give me your kidney and kill yourself..
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    fuck you:hat:
     
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    that's suburbian for: "dress up like a schwartze and surprise sex me through the window."

    i speak that shit yo, you're in. get yours ghost face!
     
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    That aint that bad. At least you werent wearing a trench coat and a boner, flashing the latter at her the second she spit a word in your direction. Then you have lost it. Trust me. Just trust me on this one. :up:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    that's ok! Walk by again next time! MAybe she willl call out to you again tonight!
     
  8. Lou Cypher

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    :lol:
     
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    post of the day! hahaha!!
     
  10. GaryPuppet

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    How big were her tits?
     
  11. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "Hire a behaviorist"
     
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    (cough)aggot(cough)
     
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    If you see her again, ask her if she's down for a 3 way.
     
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    This sounds like a story line from Brazzers.
     
  15. quitefrankly

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    :dog: sounds like a good time and route to walk the dog
    pictures always welcome here at dawgsaloon
     
  16. Ruffypup

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    Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. :bee:
     
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    If he's going to kill himself shouldn't you at least get both kidneys? :c
     
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    It's just a puppy.
     
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    :dontknow: I could/can never tell when someone's coming on to me. I guess b/c I just never imagined that anyone would ....
     
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    With a dog ?