Just took my pup for a walk. Yes I know it's late, but I work late. I take him down the same street every night. Depending on when I finish work. Tonight was late. As we are coming back home. Some Hot "MILF" shouts out her door "Hey, that's a cute dog, he likes to run late, huh?" ...Me "Ah, ya, he's a late runner". WTF? 42 and single again, I have lost it.