Now is the time for Beth to get pregnant--conspiracy theory

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  1. ZeroZed

    ZeroZed New Member

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    When Howard starts appearing on AGT he'll have to do a lot of press. One of the things that he's going to need to accomplish is to deflect the attention away from his racist, misogynistic past and fully redefine himself to a new generation. What better way than to trot out his pregnant wife with stories of animal rescues and gay rights? This would definitly change the angle of articles about him. Beth will get to bask in his reflected glory, and if she plops the kids out during his first season on network TV, she's sure to get a bunch of stories in People, US, and all that other tabloid trash. It'll be a win-win for the lame power-couple. Her womb will finally bear fruit AND she'll get tons of press like she desires, and he'll get to further distance himself from his raunchy past and recreate himself as a lovable scoundrel to all the fat hausfrau's across America.
     
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    Extra points if she drops a "special needs" kid.
     
  3. quitefrankly

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    shes got a good chance with howard gone alot
     
  4. Dominic GPS

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    Maternal Age Related Risks
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  5. La Flama Blanca

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    http://www.womenshealth.gov/pregnancy/you-are-pregnant/pregnancy-complications.cfm
     
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    ................ : pope:


     
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  7. OV

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    If it's true she was born "Scott Ostrosky" wouldn't it be stuffing its clothes with increasing-sized pillows over the last 4 months but in reality be paying a surrogate $1million for her services and lifetime of guaranteed silence?
     
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    Who is going around saying that BethO was "born Scott Ostrosky"?


    All of that sounds more like someone going around and trying to muddy the waters a bit in
    an awkward and somewhat sloppy attempt to lead people astray.

    "..Oh yeah...it's all so crazy with the mentioning of this silly Scott Ostrosky stuff....someone is
    actually trying to say that Beth was born as a man...oh please..stop the insanity."
    ..and then it is all supposed to end....any mentions of the name are to become meaningless attempts
    at nonsense etc.


    ....but what is actually trying to be kept hidden?

    Who doesn't want this name being mentioned...and investigated?

    Why do attempts to track down this person/name lead towards very strange (loose) ends?


    If it was all really nothing...it would all be nothing...right?


    Where there is smoke......there might just be a burning pile of "mishandled" paperwork...and poop.


    The campaign continues.
    ...why care?....why bother?....my points...exactly.


     
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    dude...she has the mother load.. she don't want to be saddled with a baby.. the mangy mongrels she adores satisfy the mother nurturing instinct...lets be honest, shes a gold digging N-word fucker who landed a whale..case closed.
     
  11. Mr Ed

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    Don't forget about Mom Caves. Having Bethman as the "host" will finally make sense, whether she's really pregnant, "pretend pregnant," or even adopts a kid. Being "Mom" to special needs dog and cats just doesn't cut it.

    BTW - just to tip my hat to the tin foil crowd, might the name "Bethman" be a wink and a nod? Maybe Beffie doesn't mind those spreading the rumor, "Didn't you hear? Beth was born a Man."

    Hmm... maybe that's the secret to Beffie's hold over Howard: if he displeases "her", "she'll" tell everyone "she" was born a man, and Howard will become a laughing stock.

    Just imagine the reaction: "Hey Howard! Haven't you heard? Moms come in all genders." What could be more Politically Correct that that? (Of course, Comcast/NBCU/AGT would then have to drop Howard like a hot potato. He'd have to come slinking back to his fan base, who are still all wet from the frequent pissing parties Howard throws.)
     
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    I have no doubts on this one. Beth will give birth to the tallest baby in the history of New York maternity services, farm it out to a rota of 24hr nannies &, magically appear, whenever a camera is present.
     
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    Nice to see the conspiracy theories get dumber and dumber...Yes, Howard will father a child just to win over fans of a show that he will probably only be on for a year or two...:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
     
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    While I don't subscribe to the pregnancy theory. Would you believe someone who told you, at the dawn of the uncensored/ wild and crazy sirius era, that in 6 years Howard would, in no particular order:

    Release a vanity calander promoting his wife
    Start becoming a photographer and posting pathetic attention whoring pictures of his wife on twitter
    Release an embarrassing youtube video of his wife letting a seagull out of tupperware
    put a bowling alley in his house (bowling is for losers, right Scott?)
    Join America's got talent and fly cross country after saying that you are too tired to work a 5... no 4 day a week radio schedule
    After mocking ronnie's tatoos get his dog's name 6ianca tatood on his wrist
    Say Nick Cannon is a great host, and not a complete tool with a phony "street" accent
    Promise roasts of every show member, only to call them off before any of the big three are roasted
    Take offense to Ricky Gervais' golden globe roast
    Refuse to take part in games (iq test) that might be embarrassing
    Lose every member of the on air news team except for Lisa G
    Refuse to put a comedian in the jackie/artie chair when it became empty
    Show up and walk the red carpet at the dogcatomy awards
    Ban long time show favorite Pat Cooper because he dared to say "You left your blue collar roots to live in the hamptons"
    Refuse to have Gary the Retard in for his 60th birthday
    No longer allow Gilbert (or any comedian for that matter) sit in on the news because it gets to crowded in there and Robins stories can't be heard
    Hang out with Tyra Banks because she will have your wife on
    Start kissing up to Rosie O'Donnell and having sleepovers with her (and get offended when Dave jokes that she looks like a tow-truck driver)
    Start kissing up to Ellen Degeneros
    Start kissing up to and haning out with Ashton Kutcher
    Start kissing up to Chevy Chase (and allow him to totally shit all over you during a wedding toast)
    Ban Daniel Carver from the show since racial humor is now taboo
    Ban Elliott Often because he is crazy
    Start referring to the word fag as the f word (even when it is used in the playground vernacular, and has nothing to do with being gay)
    Become a insultingly condescending liberal pc panderer (gay people should be raised and held above all others)

    I could add more instances of shocking developments (maybe some other's will ) but I will conclude with

    Have your producuer get on the air and proudly proclaim that the show has evolved and is no longer a comedy show but rather a show modeled after the view

    I didn't think these would happen either.
    At this point anything is possible.
     
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    If you seriously think that Howard isn't pandering in a calculated way to ingratiate himself to the "in crowd" of the entertainment industry and middle-America you are a retard. As J Shmuck illustrated above, Howard's metamorphosis into a complete douche-bag is nearly complete. He's ended up doing just about everything he ridiculed or swore he wouldn't do--what about his recent behavior leads you to think that he won't knock up his equine wife if it will help him whitewash his past?
     
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    Winst - 1) Is Scott Ostrosky still alive?
    2) If so, how old is Scott?
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    While I don't see Beth getting pregnant any time soon.....it wouldn't shock me if she did....Howard has always calculated his every move, using his air time to his benefit....He's so hung up on the Hollywood success that has eluded him, Beth shitting out a horrible looking baby doesn't sound like something unlikely. Someone stated earlier, it would put him and Beth on the cover of many trashy magazines that would write puff peices about "the reformed bad boy".....I can see it now.....the same way I can see Emily Stern stuffing her face full of pussy.
     
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    They're adopting a negro chid.
     
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    • Good start on the list, which probably deserves a thread of its own, possibly even a sticky.

      There are some major milestones missing from the map of Howard's travels "On the Road to Doucheville."

      Siri years Milestones: "Would you believe... ?"

      Howard would get married, again, after repeatedly saying he never would?

      Howard would have two different wedding: a private one for family, and a public one, 2 months later, for "friends and co-workers"?

      Howard would propose to his (new) wife on Valentine's day? (Sponsored by Steven Singer Jewlers[SUP]TM[/SUP], VT Teddy Bear[SUP]TM[/SUP], and Pajama-Grams[SUP]TM[/SUP], no doubt.)

      Howard's public wedding would be timed to exactly coincide with the ability to subscribe to Howard (via "Best of Siri Pack") on XM Radio? (This is the prime indication that Howard is not above timing or staging a pregnancy to promote a TV show.)

      Howard's "friends and co-workers" wedding would end up being a celebu packed event, with enemies of the show such as Chevy Chase?

      After hosting dozens of bachelor parties at strip clubs for a wide rang of people from Celebs to Buchwald Spawn, to Retards and nobodies, Howard does NOT have a bachelor party for himself?!?

      After attending hundreds of events at various strip clubs, and berating Jackie and Scott the Engineer whenever is simply appeared their wives wouldn't let them attend, especially after bringing Bethman to a couple of strip clubs and saying how great it was, how much Beth Ostrosky (not yet Stern) enjoyed the strippers, and the strippers loved her, Howard suddenly decides he doesn't want to go to strip clubs anymore? And, this decision is made / casually announced sometime before wedding talk / bachelor party talk starts?

      After decades of eating the exact same meal, Howard would switch from chicken, to turkey, to "only fish" as his protein source?

      After decades of having his parents on the phone, regularly, where they were among the few willing to argue with the great and powerful Schnozz, he no longer has them on the phone? Instead, he simply imitates them, on the same handful of subjects, over and over?

      He's made friends with the "Axis of Evil" (Chevy, Rosie, and Ellen)?

      Howard would be planning out a lawsuit against his bosses, while negotiating 5 more years with them?

      Howard's plugging AGT so hard on the show, that he's making his 18 month long plugfest of Siri (while on terrestrial) look like a minor, short term promotion?