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  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V New Member Shot Dead

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    Napoleon V
    As a smiley recognized poster of Dawgsaloon:)napo:), Napoleon V is know as one of the leading thread starters on the internet. With a 4.6 Star thread average, Napoleon V takes great pride in his work and the planning, execution, monitoring and general administration he puts into him. Discussion creation is not all that this great poster is know for however; Napoleon V can contribute to discussions and handle the banter as a poster too, which is evidenced my many jj's and rep comments.

    Position Summary
    Napoleon V's e-gf will provide reputational, emotional and thread-starational support to Dawgsaloon's youngest thread-making superstar.


    Responsibilities
    • Pos rep as many of Napoleon V's posts as possible
    • Post smileys in response to Napoleon V when appropriate (something funny = :jj:, something sad = :(, etc)
    • PM Napoleon V daily with positive feedback about Napoleon V
    • Work with Napoleon V to further expand use of the :napo: smiley
    • Create threads in Napoleon V's place when he is on vacation
    • Be both an ambassador and supporter for Napoleon V during any subsequent cross-barrings
    • Bump Napoleon V's threads while remaining inconspicuous

    Qualifications
    • Be a fan of Napoleon V
    • Be of solid e-cred
    • Have a thread star average in the range of 3-5
    • Have at least 1 year of message board experience
    • Knowledge of Dawgsaloon posters an asset
    • Must be willing to swear undying allegiance and devotion to Napoleon V

    Resumes submitted without an accompanying nude PM of the applicant will not be accepted.
     
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  3. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress VIP Extreme Gold

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    You are way too young :coffee:
     
  4. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V New Member Shot Dead

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    you don't meet qualifications
     
  5. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress VIP Extreme Gold

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    Which ones DO I meet?
     
  6. gilaet

    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    Let me mult up real quick...
     
  7. Westerberg

    Westerberg Nowhere is my home Gold VIP

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    You're gonna make some lucky young lady very happy.
     
  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Well-Known Member VIP

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    Anyone who doesn't feel they need to meet these qualifications, be my e-girlfriend and I will send you cash money and jewelry.
     
  9. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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  10. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V New Member Shot Dead

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    NOTE: As there will be a lot of applicants, I will not be responding to those who are not selected for the next step of the process.
     
  11. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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  12. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V New Member Shot Dead

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    Applicants must be female.
     
  13. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Staff Member

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    I'll wax my taint if considered.

    Have tomtom vet any prospects for gender.
     
  14. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    You could have made that clear from the start :depressed:
     
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    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    [video=youtube;64fr8rKBNdY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64fr8rKBNdY[/video]
     
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    Shean5150 Well-Known Member VIP

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    thats bullshit
     
  18. Westerberg

    Westerberg Nowhere is my home Gold VIP

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    ATTN fellow posters: I never formally applied for this position, I just wanted Napoleon V to know I was happy for him on this wonderful new endeavor.
     
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    Wouldn't it be easier just to lose the extra 100 pounds you're carrying around?
     
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    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

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  21. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V New Member Shot Dead

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    That is my fav ep
     

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