Now taking applications for e-gf *Apply Within*

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, Jan 28, 2013.

  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Napoleon V
    As a smiley recognized poster of Dawgsaloon:)napo:), Napoleon V is know as one of the leading thread starters on the internet. With a 4.6 Star thread average, Napoleon V takes great pride in his work and the planning, execution, monitoring and general administration he puts into him. Discussion creation is not all that this great poster is know for however; Napoleon V can contribute to discussions and handle the banter as a poster too, which is evidenced my many jj's and rep comments.

    Position Summary
    Napoleon V's e-gf will provide reputational, emotional and thread-starational support to Dawgsaloon's youngest thread-making superstar.


    Responsibilities
    • Pos rep as many of Napoleon V's posts as possible
    • Post smileys in response to Napoleon V when appropriate (something funny = :jj:, something sad = :(, etc)
    • PM Napoleon V daily with positive feedback about Napoleon V
    • Work with Napoleon V to further expand use of the :napo: smiley
    • Create threads in Napoleon V's place when he is on vacation
    • Be both an ambassador and supporter for Napoleon V during any subsequent cross-barrings
    • Bump Napoleon V's threads while remaining inconspicuous

    Qualifications
    • Be a fan of Napoleon V
    • Be of solid e-cred
    • Have a thread star average in the range of 3-5
    • Have at least 1 year of message board experience
    • Knowledge of Dawgsaloon posters an asset
    • Must be willing to swear undying allegiance and devotion to Napoleon V

    Resumes submitted without an accompanying nude PM of the applicant will not be accepted.
     
  2. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    You are way too young :coffee:
     
  3. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    you don't meet qualifications
     
  4. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Which ones DO I meet?
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Let me mult up real quick...
     
  6. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    You're gonna make some lucky young lady very happy.
     
  7. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Anyone who doesn't feel they need to meet these qualifications, be my e-girlfriend and I will send you cash money and jewelry.
     
  8. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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  9. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    NOTE: As there will be a lot of applicants, I will not be responding to those who are not selected for the next step of the process.
     
  10. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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  11. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Applicants must be female.
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I'll wax my taint if considered.

    Have tomtom vet any prospects for gender.
     
  13. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    You could have made that clear from the start :depressed:
     
  14. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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  15. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;64fr8rKBNdY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64fr8rKBNdY[/video]
     
  16. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    thats bullshit
     
  17. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    ATTN fellow posters: I never formally applied for this position, I just wanted Napoleon V to know I was happy for him on this wonderful new endeavor.
     
  18. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Wouldn't it be easier just to lose the extra 100 pounds you're carrying around?
     
  19. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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  20. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    That is my fav ep