NOW THAT ARTIE hate is calm. FUNNIEST THING ARTIE RELATED??

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  1. Feltspot

    Feltspot Well-Known Member

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    Maybe,

    Calling stern a pelican looking thing and perhaps some of his spontaneous laughter to some phoney phone calls


    Any for you? Or maybe a video link or sound clip.

    Thank you and have a good day.
     
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    One time I heard him become disgusted about a phone caller and he said, "God...you hear the mayonnaise coming out of that guy's ears!".

    I thought I was a-gonna die laughing.
     
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    How could anyone hate Artie? I don't get it.
     
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    When he was laughing at Mike Walker farting and all the song parodies with the fart. Had me laughing solid for about 20mins driving home from work one day.
     
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    The best one was when Artie was laughing at the old lady porn.
     
  6. Feltspot

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    Fuck off!
     
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    Artie laughing at High Pitch Mike for going to Disneyland alone on a day that "overlapped" with Gay Days.

    "The dates of my trip":artiejj:
     
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    Artie laughs at the way "Bobby Thigpen" is pronounced by his wetback manager.
     
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    One of Artie's best lines was when George was in, I think it was during his gay bachlor party that George started to simulate how he sounds when he cums.. afterwards Artie quoted "When Harry Met Sally" by saying "I'll Have What She's Having".. very funny from the gorilla..
     
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    this
     
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    I can't find video, but I think it's back from 2001. Courtney Love was a guest and was out of her mind. Artie started rattling off various things she said while Fred played Sabre Dance.




    EDIT: Never mind. Found it.

     
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    when Artie was on, he was on FIYAH! :artiejj:
     
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    the pig story still ranks up there on the funny scale.
     
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    Another one dating back from 2001. Kathleen Turner was doing The Graduate on Broadway. Howard Started goofing on her and her raspy voice and Artie jumped in and started doing his "Kat-a-leen" impression. I remember it because it was dating a girl at the time and we were on a road trip from NY to Dallas, Texas. We were somewhere in Missouri (I think) and I literally had to pull over because I couldn't stop laughing. My then-gf and I were beet red and short of breath from laughing for nearly ten minutes without a break.
     
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    Totally.
     
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    I was listening to this on my headphones while in line at the post office. I was CRYING I was laughing so hard. People thought I was nuts.

    I love him and Howard talking about Michael Jackson working on a construction site and shitting in a spackel bucket.
     
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    That's it. There were so many times where he was "off" and made the show drag, but when he was "On" there was nothing funnier. I loved the Jackie years, but NEVER laughed at Jackie like I laughed at/with Artie!
     
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    Honestly? I don't get it either. He was the most REAL thing on the show in years. He may have be flawed, and had issues, but those were real issues...not, which shot of Beth should I tweet today? issues.
     
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    I agree! Listening back at the stuff Artie was one of us and a real guy.
    When he was on he was funny as fuck
     
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    i was on the subway last fall listening to the Artie Saga, and although this isn't technically Artie, when he said that someone called the hospital claiming to be his brother, and asked the nurse if they could give anything to his brother for being a tub of lard, i turned beet red from trying to hold in the laughter.

    We fans are a funny bunch.