now that Heidi Klum is available, do you have a chance?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    or do you not want sloppy seconds to Seal?

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  2. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok VIP

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    not into chicks that look like they have downs syndrome
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    ???? dude
     
  4. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    This time she wants a burn victim
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Grouchy ugly scarred nog.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Wonderful voice though.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    And no shot.
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    single mom 4 kids, dude you got a shot
     
  9. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    niglets
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Need to replace the Marlboros with Newports, and the Bud with Old English or Colt 45...
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    She has a record of going for ugly guys so I figure I have a shot.
     
  13. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    i'm black from the waist down
     
  14. wayfaerer

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    once you go black...
     
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    I thought he meant he had a big ass
     
  16. TehLivingDeath

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    ...we don't want you back.
     
  17. JumboWop

    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    :lol: is that slippy
     
  19. usedtampon

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    I only hope she doesn't come between George and Weezie.
     
  20. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    if he gets custody, i'll think about taking a run at that