Now that things have settled lets try this again - New Banner needed

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I think the Saloon looks good for the most part. However a nice header could make a lot of difference.

    The banner needs to be the same exact size as it is now. Also, this banner is very tricky. The banner does not shrink for smaller skins the forum around it does. what does that mean exactly? It means the design on the ends are lost on smaller screens.

    So a good idea would be is to put most of the design in the middle. The banner should be made up of dark colors like it is now. It just looks better than a bright distracting banner at the top. The theme of the banner should include the following:

    old West
    Howard Stern
    Saloon
    Artie Lange
    Maybe wack packers

    The size of the banner needs to be exactly:
    1920x121

    Here is the current banner for reference. Right click view image for full size.

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    There is no time limit we will just use the on that looks the best when it appears.

    Thanks guys.
     
  2. mattyfishrip197

    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    i got this in the bag


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  3. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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  4. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    also don't forget to add a mouse to represent the forum's greatest poster
     
  5. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Baltimore Mike does shove mice up his ass :bigthink
     
  6. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I like the one you have already.
     
  7. jms397

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    Keep the Texas flags Dawg.:)
     
  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Except for the Texas flags. Get rid of that faggotty shit.
     
  9. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Do we get bonus points for including a female dentist working on a chimp?
     
  10. TriumphVodka

    TriumphVodka New Member

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    ocd ... lol

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  11. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I envisio

    Instead of a tumbleweed rolling by, a huge meatball. And instead of John Wayne, an anorexic Jew with a scarf and a fedora. And instead of horses...
     
  12. TriumphVodka

    TriumphVodka New Member

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    looooll
     
  13. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    With all due respect, Dawg... I was lost after the 1st couple of sentences.

    I'll re-read this later when I'm not so shell shocked by what I saw on tv tonight... something called "The 47th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards"... only nobody performed any country music.
     
  14. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    :cheer: meep meep
     
  15. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    Keep the Lone Star flag, Dawg... whatever the fuck you decide to do or don't do.
    Some changes aren't worth the loss of integrity.
     
  16. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Reps given!
     
  17. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I happen to enjoy a female dentist working on a chimp. :c
     
  18. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I knew Mr Monk was down for a good mouth drilling :c

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  19. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    :facepalm: Try harder faggit.
     
  20. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Haha, I don't blame you. That's one cool broad you've got!