Now That We Have Gay Marriage, What's Next on the Agenda?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Now that the door has been opened to marriage beyond one man-one woman, the sky's the limit on new kinds of unions. Here is what I see coming down the pike over the next 10-20 years.

    Group marriages: Why should marriages stop at just two people? If three or four or ten people love each other, why should they have to choose one to marry? Why can't all of them take marriage vows for each other if they are all consenting adults? Its not exactly polygamy, because each person has more than one spouse. In polygamy, its usually only the man who has multiple wives, while the wives only have one husband each.

    Human-Animal marriages: This one's a little tricky because of the consent issue. I believe that the pro-bestiality group (they will obviously find some other, more acceptable name for bestiality) will eventually claim that animal psychologists are able to gauge an animal's affection for a particular human, and if that affection reaches a certain level, the psychologists will state that the animal is "consenting" to a closer physical relationship that a marriage will bring. This one might take a little longer but I do think its coming.

    Adult-child marriages: This one may take even longer, but with enough wearing down, it will happen too. The pro-NAMBLA types will claim that the "age of consent" is a fiction and that thanks to our permissive society, 10 year olds know what sex is. Thus, there is no reason why a 10 year old can't consent to marriage with an adult. They will claim that age of consent laws are "discriminatory" and prejudice the rights of children to make their own decisions about marriage.

    Think these sound crazy? They're not. Now that notions of "morality" and "nature" have been discarded and non-traditional unions are not only be allowed but are being celebrated, its only a matter of time before the above ideas are championed. You'll see.
     
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    why pretty soon they'll let you marry inanimate objects they will!
     
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    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    You should be able to marry your "companion animals". Howard did.
     
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    trans racial marriage,

    I know people who were born white but act like naggers.
     
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    Next on the agenda is to stop greedy billionaires and the corporations from raping America.
     
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    What's to stop my refrigerator from, say, marrying my pack of bandaids!?
     
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    Is your refrigerator running? Will it run to the justice of the peace?
     
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    Don't worry , gays will find something else to bitch about .
     
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    now that we had straight marriage, whats next, gay marriage?
     
  10. Joe Bauers

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    Maybe the Gays can find a way to make divorce easier and less debilitating.
     
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    Any religious organization that refuses to allow Gays to get married in their buildings will lose their Federal tax exempt status.

    Money talks and bullshit walks.:yes:
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    "Slippery slope"
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    First you had to get a woman to like you in order to marry you - 40 goats and some land to her dad wasn't enough. And now all of this "equality" business. Madness.
     
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    Yep, because the federal gov't should control organized religion and dictate its tenets. :up:
     
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    Tinman Well-Known Member

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    They can do whatever the fuck they want, just no more free rides.:p
     
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    And to answer your question, next up is REPARATIONS.
     
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    It sounds like they should follow whatever decrees come from Central Committee.
     
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    group marrige is an affront to our judeo-christian values...oh wait
     
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    Lol gay marriage really shakes you up :rofl: what a loser :jj:
     
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    Trans-species chicken fucking is next.

    "Chickens should be able to express themselves anyway they choose. They have feelings and needs, Beth said so. Fostering cats makes her an expert on all animals. Right Robin, Robin, Robin. What's that sound? Did your colostomy bag overflow again? I told you that fourth KFC Double Down Dog would go right thru you."


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