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  1. Shithead

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    British man accused of rape told police he 'may have penetrated teenager after falling on top of her'
    BY Laurie Hanna
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Thursday, December 10, 2015, 9:31 AM
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    Ehsan Abdulaziz has been accused of forcing himself on a teenage girl as she slept on a sofa in his London apartment.
    A British man accused of rape told police he may have penetrated his victim after falling on top of her.
    Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, allegedly forced himself on the teenager as she slept on the sofa in his London apartment, after a night out at an exclusive club.
    After she alerted police, businessman Abdulaziz then told detectives “She’ll have to prove it.”
    The 18-year-old met Abdulaziz in the Cirque le Soir nightclub on Aug. 7, 2014, where she had been spending the evening with a friend, Southwark Crown Court heard.
    Abdulaziz offered to give the pair a ride home from the club in his Aston Martin, and invited them in for a drink.
    But the victim woke in the early hours of the morning to find Abdulaziz on top of her, forcing himself inside her, she alleged.
    “She woke up with the defendant kissing her and his penis in her vagina, she was wearing shorts and he had pulled them to one side,” said Prosecutor Jonathan Davies, according to Mirror Online.
    “She said, ‘What are you doing?’ he said ‘It's fine’ indicating that her friend was asleep.”
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    Ehsan Abdulaziz allegedly raped the girl after a night out at the Cirque le Soir nightclub in London.
    The terrified teen then fled the apartment and told police about her ordeal.
    Abdulaziz initially claimed the teenager pulled him onto her and placed his hand between her legs.
    He was re-interviewed by police in May this year after traces of his DNA were found on the victim.
    “He said that he did fall on to her and his penis may have penetrated her vagina,” said Davies.
    Abdulaziz denies rape. The trial continues.
     
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    should i have a Caesar salad for lunch?
     
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    I think you should
     
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    I might have Jimmy Johns myself
     
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    i dont feel like walking 3 blocks for jimmy johns and only reason why im considering a salad because cosi is right next to my office building
     
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    They deliver sucka
     
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    thats your obesity talking
     
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    Cops would be justified in beating him for offering that excuse...
     
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    ever notice when an 18 year is a victim of a crime they're called a teen in the press
    when they commit a crime they're called an adult (sometimes a young man)

    I had leftover cold chicken fingers for lunch
    bullshit
     
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    Beth is beautiful


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    The Kanye/Chriza show is great and I am glad you guys are on this side of the board
     
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    fuck you Abner
     
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    With grilled chicken
     
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    fuck off Froggy
     
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    Fuck yeah, Samurai Cop!
     
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    Haha! Not too many people know that movie. They are or were supposed to make a sequel but Robert Z'Dar died.
     
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    "Change of venue motion, your Honor. My client would like to petition to have this trial moved to the Greater London Sharia Court."
     
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    Any photos of the victim? Ideally topless.