Now this is hardcore?...

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Man beheaded in gruesome Bronx suicide
    By Kirstan Conley

    September 1, 2014 | 11:01pm


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    A man decapitated himself Monday morning in a suicide that left his headless corpse lying in a Bronx street, law-enforcement sources said.

    The 51-year-old man attached a metal chain to a pole on Longfellow Avenue around 9:20 a.m., the sources said.

    Sitting in his car, he then wrapped the other end around his neck and hit the gas of the white 2005 Honda Pilot. As the car shot forward, the chain tore his head from his body. The man’s name is being withheld pending notification of his family.

    The Honda continued barreling down the street until it smashed into a parked car, sending the man’s decapitated body flying onto the blacktop.

    Passers-by who discovered the gruesome scene and called 911 thought the crash was accidental collision, the sources said, but when authorities investigated, they discovered what had actually happened and found surveillance video that confirmed the ghastly sequence of events.
     
  2. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    That's no way to get ahead in life! :no:
     
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    Maddysmom Kunt Banned User

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    @skylarbrie please tell your friends to "find" the video so you can post it here for us to watch.
     
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    I told him last week, "keep cool and don't lose your head". I guess he didn't listen.
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile Gold

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    I thought this thread was gonna be about the ads
    how bout a spoiler tag
     
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    Stern related because Toni hired this guy to test out a new batch of wig glue and things went terribly wrong.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :yes:
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    My thought whenever coming upon scenes like this, "now who is gonna get stuck cleaning this up?"
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    And the answer that makes me smirk is "not me". :lo5:
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Could have given the Post a great headline if he was in a convertible ''Headless Body Found In Topless Car''
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    It was my turn a few times. They knew stuff like that never bothered me...:coffee:
     
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    Sammy is died.
     
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    Obviously, a public school teacher facing a return to his Bronx classroom for the new school year.

    He made the right choice.
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    :rip:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Well he won't beheading anywhere anymore.
     
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    That's quite ingenious if you think about it. Guy must have been a relative of Josef Mengele
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    that's fucking twisted
     
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    You got to want it.
     
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    Fucker ruined a perfectly good Honda. What was he thinking?