Now this is what you call getting even with your lawyer

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Man 'cuts off love rival's penis with garden shears and flushes it down toilet'
    • 17:04, 13 August 2015
    • By Kirstie McCrum
    The injuries sustained by the victim were not life-threatening, but no detail is available on what happened his severed member

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    Assault arrest: Ikki Kotsugai allegedly punched the anonymous lawyer into a state of near-unconciousness at his office in Tokyo
    A man has been arrested after he allegedly cut off his lawyer's penis with gardening shears - and FLUSHED it down the toilet.

    Police say that the man was acting in a vengeful rage at the legal offices in Minato Ward after he discovered the lawyer was sleeping with his wife.

    Ikki Kotsugai, a 24-year-old Tokyo graduate student, allegedly punched the anonymous lawyer into a state of near-unconciousness.



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    Law enforcement: Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department have launched an investigation into the circumstances
    Police then believe removed the lawyer's trousers and severed his manhood, telling them later: "I cut off his genitals and flushed them down a toilet in the law office."

    The 42-year-old victim's injuries from the attack, which took place at 7.40am on Thursday, were not life threatening, according to The Tokyo Reporter.

    According to public broadcaster NHK, the suspect is a former boxer at the university.



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    Threatening behaviour: Police say the man he arrested told them: "I cut off his genitals and flushed them down a toilet in the law office"
    Kotsugai's wife is emplyed at the law office, and it's understood she was there, having been involved in a conversation with her husband and the victim before the assault.

    Police have launched an investigation into the circumstances. No detail is available on what happened the lawyer's severed member.
     
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  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Splashwut!
     
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  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    :rolleyeup:
     
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    Talk about your manhood going down the drain!
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Yeah but even if this lawyer tries to sue the guy, I don't think the evidence will stand up in court.
     
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    This won't be a *hard* case to win either....
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Probably not. I mean listen, the lawyer slept with his wife, so I can see where his client got a little snippy.
     
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    Cock dismissed!! :grad:
     
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    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    This is an open and shut case...
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    Whenever I hear these things.... I think I've never loved or hated anyone enough to even imagine this scenario. I would go screw someone and say fuck you lady, and fuck you lawyer guy. I guess they must be unstable at first, then be pushed over.
     
  11. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    :facepalm:
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    :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :c
     
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    @Mlaw, thinking about you in this difficult time.
     
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    What the fuck did the guy do to him? The wife's guilty of the betrayal.
     
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    kind of off topic, but will anyone ever name their baby Caitlyn ever again? I bet all those baby girls named Caitlyn born a few weeks before jenner took it are all pissed off. that name is ruined.
     
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    goodbye dick:sadbye:

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    Ewww... you're totally right.... :depressed: Those poor girls...
     
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    I guess he won't be doing anymore work pro boner.
     
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    "The injuries sustained by the victim were not life-threatening"

    How the fuck is that not life-threatening.
     
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    Well, they didn't say SEX life-threatening.... :dontknow:
     
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