Now we know why Howard was out this week

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by kicksave7, Aug 6, 2015.

  1. kicksave7

    kicksave7 Well-Known Member

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    TMZ is reporting today that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got married last night at their home and had a huge gathering of people which included Howard and Beth...guess we'll be hearing all about it on Monday with his usual gushing over his celebrity friends.
     
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    Rhinosaucerous Self-hating Millennial

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    Not the first nor the last time we'll have been had.
     
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    Are Aniston and Oprah still good friends (I remember they were when she divorced Pitt)? If so, you would assume that she would be there as well. Will the ass kissing and back pedalling of his Oprah hatred now commence?
     
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    It's a ruse.........
     
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    Didn't someone just post a tabloid article saying that the Aniston/Theroux relationship was on the rocks?

    What are we to believe?





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    Howard: Marianne your on the air

    MFB: Howid! I was watching Friends and I think Jennifer Aniston is so beautiful

    Howard: Yeah speaking of Jennifer Aniston, I was at her wedding this weekend, Robin. Robin?
     
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    "Robin, Oprah is a saint. I was out of my mind when I made fun of her on the air."
     
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    Must have been hard for Beth to not tweet about this - I wonder if she broke out the hefty bag dress for the wedding and if crazy Howard cut in on the first dance.
     
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    "Robin, who gets married during the summer? It is such a huge inconvenience for their guests."
     
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    "Robin - the ring barer tapped me on the shoulder to hand me the rings because he thought I was Justin. It was so embarrassing, Robin."
     
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    Its only a huge inconvenience if the newspaper cameras aren't there and it isn't a celebrity wedding.
     
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    I'll bet Whoresy is in hog heaven.
     
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    "Shut up, show your tits....."

     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    "Robin, they didn't even serve beautiful soup or have 2oz. portions of salmon and almonds. I mean, who does that?? Those f..f...f.. Fucks! Robin? You there Robin?"
     
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    Things you can count on from wedding:
    1. Howard wore a scarf.
    2. Howard didn't eat a bite of wedding cake.
    3. Howard felt bad because he wasn't able to talk to everyone who were elbowing their way to talk to him.
    4. Howard gave a painting of a pathetic flower as a wedding gift.
    5. Howard was asked to give a toast but felt like it was too much pressure.
    6. Howard left early to make sweet beautiful love to his wife, only to forget his condoms, then having to watch the Bachelor in Paradise on his IPad before falling asleep.
     
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    Funny, He couldn't go to Richards wedding because he'd have to give up a weekend in the Hamptons. But he could fly across the country for her wedding. Star fucker Howie.
     
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    Jen is as ode and barren as Beth. Not a threat like Molly Kimmoe.
     
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    Seriously, I don't get why some of these former targets of Howard even associate with him. I might forgive Howard for what he said if I was Jennifer Aniston, but I have more dignity than to actually vacation with him (and pay for the vacation) or have him at my wedding.
     
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