Now what do I do????

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Didn't actually realize that tomorrow was a PA day for my boys. But it is.

    I made sure my room was glorious, clean sheets and pillow cases, set out my slinkiest lingerie and heels......he'll be here around 9 am.

    I missed the shit out of certain parts of him (I refuse to acknowledge any further possible tendencies towards him) but I can't do anything about it now.

    Talk about frustrating. :nooo:
     
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    Root New Member

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    Lock the children outside at 8:30 am

    Resume normal service at 9 ;)
     
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    what's PA?
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    whats a pa day o'slippy one?
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    This.


    I want to offer you advice, Slippy but I don't understand what you mean.
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    ohhhh...................PA day is a "teacher's holiday" ........... no fucking rhyme or reason for it, but I think it stand for "professional advancement" - and the kids have a day off school - used to be called PD days "Professional development"..but they switch shit up sometimes to make you think they're doing something more than taking a day off of educating your children
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    It quite simply means my boys will be home, so I can't be loud or dirty. And I haven't seen him all week, and am quite prepared to fuck a lamp post right now.

    Guess I just have to slough it off and not get any????? damnit

    It's a good thing they are so goddamn cute.
     
  9. Root

    Root New Member

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    My point still stands ;)
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    it was a fucking rough school week too

    My youngest got a threaten of suspension, and my oldest came home in tears from being screamed at by his teacher.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :jj: I suppose I could drop them a $20 bill and tell them to go uptown for breakfast. It just doesn't feel right!
     
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    Damn, you prepare way ahead. I guess when you have kids, spontaneity goes out the window. At that time of day it's hard to come up with a good plan. What are your boys ages?
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    11 and 12.

    Entirely legal to leave them alone...........I just don't do that. I know my boys. They could possibly kill each other or burn down the house.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    btw: if they had of left at their typical 8:30 am time............I'd have met that fucker at the door with some slutty shit on and a smile.

    Spontaneity is still possible............buuuuuuuut you've gotta plan it out. ;)
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    My advice:

    Make it nice for them and they will remember what you did forever. Take them to a park or somewhere they can play their favorite sports, in the midst of this, buy them an ice cream cone or some shaved ice, take them to their favorite fast food place, let them buy what they like and sit across from them in the booth and tell them how much you mean them without going into heavy details. Go home and watch a movie of their choice. If you need help on the selection, ask me. Perfect day.
     
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    Shiiiiiit, neeegro! You don't need a brilliant mind like The Wolf for this one. Ever hear of a matinee? I'm assuming your gentleman friend is available a little later than 9:00.
     
  17. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Sure, you can be dirty, just don't be loud.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT balls Fran..............you missed my point entirely! I know how to handle my kids! I've been doing that since I was 16.

    I haven't seen PP all week, and while he gets home at 9 am tomorrow morning, I just discovered that it was a PA day. So I cannot scratch my itch.

    Trust me - I know how to deal with the kids. I have never regretted or resented them............sometimes there's just a few moments I wish I could have to myself. They're the best part of my life - but serious cock-blockers. ;)

    9 am he'll be here. And yes I've heard of a matinee.

    Neither of you are helping me! :pissed:

    I'm pretty sure that I'll just give him a hug, send him to bed. Make the kids breakfast, and ask them what they want to do with the day. The response will be typical: mom can I go and play with this friend or the other friend? I will say yes, and they only ever get 1 hour before they have to check in.

    That boy had better be prepped and ready for the 1 hour I get us, after everything else is covered.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I have a very hard time with that.
     
  20. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    I'd think you would have perfected that by now with them damn kids hanging around all the time.

    The wife and I can be very discreet per se', as it were.