Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Jul 20, 2012.
Boy this puts them in a pickle....looks like they may be expected to adopt their next pup from NSAL. I wonder which breeder is going to usher his bulldog pup into their back door so that it can be taken out the front by Beth where I'm guessing with be plenty of photographers to document the event?
This is no conspiracy theory, just legitimate insight....gotta go adjust the tin foil on my windows now....
Oh, fucking Christ.
i got to Dear Beth before i threw up
I call Bullshit. Beth composed that letter and put the President and Vice President name on it. She released it herself to garner publicity.
"I am broken."
If she pulled that off NSAL could get pounded over it. Their spokesperson happened to find a pedigree not muttigree at nsal? ya right.
They forgot to give gratitude to the private Beth Stern, who so desperately tries to avoid the limelight and fame for all the painful time she spent in front of the cameras and on the red carpet for the organization.
The animals Khaleesi? Hell no....she is a bonafied SAINT I tell ya!
Who wrote that letter, Herbie Hancock ?
PS. Stop by and pick out the mutt of your choice at your earliest convenience.
Who composed that shit!!!
So, John Stevenson and Joanne Yohannan have now justified their huge salaries at this "charity" organization with this touching letter....
What a pathetic attempt at more publicity for her. For shame I say . . .
penned by: j. john stevenson (president of NSAL)
I just threw up a bit in my mouth
I truly believe they'll pull it off....I know many who have adopted purebreds from Shelters...in almost every case they were getting a dog originally bought from a pet store via puppy mill, so were getting a world of tempermant and health problems....hence being sent to the shelter in the first place.
Beth's will just have a background on paper constructed with National Security worthy subterfuge.
play music and stare at this gif
Here is the real letter....
Dear Beefie, We are so sorry to hear about the passing of Bianca, a $2500 bulldog you purchased from a breeder, even though there are so many adoptable dogs as NSAL. Although we appreciate your red carpet events, and "fund raisers" we would much prefer you to clean an actual cage, nurse a kitten back to health, and be there when an unadopt-able dog must be euthanized.
Although your Mom Cave's status has brought some light to NSAL, we really did just fine before you. Please go crawl back into you bowling alley and leave us alone.
According to NSAL financials, there was $400,000 worth of postage on the envelope used to mail the sympathy card.