NSFW -- Ladies, would you add these to your sex toy collection?

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  1. Ta Ta Toothy

    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Someone is manufacturing sex toys right out of Alien and H P Lovecraft. I guess there's a market for these?

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    looks like something George lucas would put in a space cantina scene
     
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  3. Slow

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    What girl doesnt fantasize about this when they close their eyes?
     
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    bc of the whole flash fiasco, ive been pulling chrome out occasionally, and have been too lazy to add adblock. So ive been catching these gif ads with either an alien demon-beast fucking a woman, or a dude fucking an alien beast-lady.

    its really been throwing me :crying:
     
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    That last one looks like a wig-less Stern during his "mad tear" before Beth
     
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    I have admittedly beat off to this kind of stuff before. I'm pretty desensitized these days.
     
  8. wife is a whore

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    Tentacle rape is on the bottom of the rape scenarios list that I google.
     
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    Shocking... :coffee:
     
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    The best ones are Russian Teen Woods Rape, where they get buttfucked in the forrest.
     
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    Hang on, I'm googling...... :prancing:
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    They are probably flying off the shelves in Japan. They will probably soon be sold in sets with schoolgirl outfits and video pixelating software for their home use.
     
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    Thought that was Howard at first, but too buff.
     
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    Different strokes...
     
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    What about the original 'Evil Dead', where the girl is raped by a tree branch?

    Actually, never mind. Just go out to the woods and find a tree branch that works best for you