Entertainment Nuclear hangover

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep Gold

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    I recently found out that a friend of mine, whom I've known since pre-school, was recently diagnosed with stage 3 pancreatic cancer. The worse news is that the tumor was wrapped around an artery.

    He came to visit me last night, and we worked on his bucket list. The good news is that we're both fairly well off, so affording all these things doesn't appear to be a problem, but the bad news was that putting a list together of awesome things to do was VERY depressing.

    When we got to the end of the list, he reminded me that the cancer had spread, and that the doctors updated his diagnosis to stage 4, but he still needs a specialized biopsy to confirm the type.

    At that point, we both lost it. I broke out one of my prized possessions (crates of vintage wine from the Chernobyl area), and we started guzzling them.

    All rolled, we emptied 14 bottles of wine dating from 1899 to 1981. Luckily we did the 1899 first, because I don't much recall the later ones.

    Today, I have an epic hangover.... Like nothing I've ever felt. When I woke up, there was a copy of the bucket list with one additional item added and crossed off: drink centuries of wine with my best friend...

    Fuck cancer.
     
  2. dawg

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    Nacho, when are you going to tell us what meds you take and what you smoke?
     
  3. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep Gold

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    Some time after you make a fucking Florida tag.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    There's no way a narc such as yourself finished off 7 bottles of vino.... Quit. Telling. Fables.
     
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    Deal.
     
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    Your asshole is very sore this morning, isn't it?
     
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    Did you call 911 on yourself? Stupid dipshit.
     
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    :omg:
     
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    14 bottles of wine or he has a friend
    which is the bigger lie?
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I'm going to call bullshit on this one. There's no way you or anyone else is keeping down 7 fucking bottles of wine.
     
  13. jeffgq

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    and a bottle of wine from 1899 huh....yea i dont know about that..take a pic
     
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    What is the name of the wine from Chenobyl region? The bulk of Russian wine is made in southeast on Caspian Sea.

    14 bottles :jj:
     
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    Lol, they weren't all 750s. The 1899 was only enough for a glass each :(. Was kinda syrupy and not overly decent.

    Russians may grow in caspian, but Chernobyl is in Ukraine, dicknugget.
     
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    I bet your toilet looks like the remains of reactor 4 today. Better build a containment.
     
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    Even Beth finds that amount of wine drinking excessive...which says a lot.
     
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    No you didn't
     
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    getting drunk on wine sucks
     
  20. Beth143nacho

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    This stuff was decent. It's not like here, where you can grab a bottle of Pinot Grigio, the bottle has exactly 4 glasses in it with a nice cork and foil.

    These bottles were mostly 1-2 cups worth and from state run wineries. One of the bottles has a label on it that says "table wine" in Russian, and an address & date. I'll snap some photos and post em when I'm back home on Monday. Have to trudge my ass to lower ct today.

    The big bottle says 1899 and is apparently from the Nicholas II vineyards. That was much cooler to say you drank than actually drinking it. Taste was ok, but it was syrupy and had a mildew/mold like aftertaste... It's the charro of wines: completely unfuckable today, but a piece of ass back in the day.