News Nuclear war?

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Is Syria really so important? We're supporting the wrong side too, btw.

    Nuclear war 'IMMINENT' as Russia tells citizens to find out where the closest bunkers are
    NUCLEAR war could be imminent as Russia told its citizens to urgently prepare for a devastating radioactive conflict as relations with the West stoop to their lowest since the Cold War.
    By PATRICK CHRISTYS
    PUBLISHED: 02:09, Fri, Oct 14, 2016 | UPDATED: 07:41, Fri, Oct 14, 2016
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    Russia told its citizens to find their nearest nuclear bunker amid WW3 fears
    A terrifying Russian television broadcast explicitly told civilians to find out where their nearest bomb shelter is and repeatedly asked viewers if they were ready for nuclear war.

    One apocalyptic broadcast told viewers on Moscow's state-owned TV channel NTV: "If it should one day happen, every one of you should know where the nearest bomb shelter is. It’s best to find out now."

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    The enraged host, Evgeny Kiselyov, blasted America's "impudent behaviour" and spent two hours warning that a conflict could take "nuclear dimensions".

    Aggressive posturing from Russia in recent weeks has seen the state force 40 million of its citizens to take part in a massive defence drill to prepare them for a nuclear holocaust.

    Russia’s military announced it would run the country-wide drill in preparation of a large-scale war.

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    Tensions are mounting between Putin and Obama over the Syrian conflict
    The governor of St Petersburg clarified what bread rations people could expect should Russia come under attack – 300 grams for 20 days.

    The Kremlin also ordered nuclear capable missiles to be rolled into a base in mainland Europe, on an enclave near Poland called Kaliningrad.

    It comes as Russia vowed to shoot down any American fighter planes that attack President Bashar al-Assad's forces in Syria.
     
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    this sounds like a mark mayonnaise investigation
     
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    He's busy prepping for Disney
     
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    All the practice I did back in grade school ducking under my metal desk should come in handy now.
     
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    multi task?

    get it done mm
     
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    Only roaches and myself will survive
     
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    Little did you know then it was an exercise to kiss your ass goodbye.
     
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    good thing those assholes gave obama the nobel when russia was not a concern for him.
     
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    time to visit new zealand!
     
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    All part of the plan folks... Agenda 21.
     
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    you might survive. but the roaches are doubtful.

    all the roaches i know get stuck on their backs and die.

    Not mobile whatsoever
     
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    they are loyal beyond a fault
     
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    For Fucks sake! Stop educating yourself about the imminent War obama and Hillary are trying to get us into with Russia.

    Please only focus on 11 year old frat boy comments from Trump, as that's all that really matters.
     
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    :giggle:

    I knew the Russian economy was in the shitter, but I didn't realize it was quite that bad. So we get the state run media being directed to make the puppets dance. I'm sure that will provide the intended distraction at least for a little while.

    Then again, I suppose I shouldn't criticize the Russians too heavily. Our media is 95% of the way there themselves. And idiots here are busy cheerleading to get that number up to 100%. :facepalm: :D


    Don't worry though, folks. Obama gave us this guy to represent our interests:

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    If negotiations with the Russians start to break down, he can always offer them a gift basket of ketchup, or regale them with stories of all the innocents he slaughtered in Vietnam Nam. ;)
     
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    The Syrian government and the Russians need a good slap in Syria. They are bombing the shit out of the moderate rebels we support.

    One thing is for sure - that whole situation is FUCKED UP.
     
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    Settle down, this is all posturing.

    The USA could destroy Russia in five minutes
     
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    "We're just three miles from a primary target. A millisecond of brilliant light and we're vaporized... much more fortunate than the millions who'll wander sightless through the smoldering aftermath.

    "We'll be spared the horror of survival."